MY INSPIRATION!!!!!!!!!! :P
Having a guy say you can still be friends is like having to watch your dog die and your mom saying you can keep it
I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing cause I remember something that happened yesterday
Oh man I’m not good at giving advices may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I know water doesn’t bite! what a stupid thing to say! Water doesn’t bite you! You drown in it moron!
I’m not insane, I just do whatever the voices tell me to do
I don’t suffer from insanity, in enjoy every minute of it.
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over
Guy: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together
Girl: really? I would put f and u
Guy: so whats your sign?
Girl: do not enter
I
do not have a short attention span! I jus-oh look a kitty!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away….if well aimed
How is it possible to have civil war?
You can’t truly hate something until you loved it first, I think you mean dislike, to bad you can’t dislove </3
MY FAV QUOTES!!!
love me
hate me
take me
break me
you never stopped to try and save me
Out of all the lies you told me, I love you was my favourite.
I've seen suckers suck be4 but that was the suckiest bunch of suckers who ever sucked!
Shattered love is like a shattered mirror you'll only hurt yourself trying to pick up the pieces.
your a great friend but if zombies chase us..im tripping you
friends are like potatoes if u eat them they die
so many stupid people so little duck tape
im too tired to punch would you run in to my fist repeatedly?
i stopped fighting my inner demons...were on the same side now.
they say love is like magic.....but magic however can sometimes just be an illusion
practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, so why practice?
If your girlfriend comes running up to you crying always reply with a
“who’s ass am I kicking today babe?” (hahaha that’s beautiful)
I always knew that looking back at previous cries would make me laugh but i never knew that looking back at previous laughs would make me cry.
we are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off A cliff? I laugh even harder
Everyone get entitled to an opinion..its just that yours is stupid
Hey girls, when a guy acts like he hates you chances are he likes you
hey guys when a girl acts like she hates you chances are...she hates you [/orange]there are three typed of people on this world one who can count and the other who can't
Boys are like slinky's useless...but fun to watch fall off the stairs
NOW GO BUDDY ME!