Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Before Marriage:
Boy: "Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait."
Girl: "Do you want me to leave?"
Boy: "NO! Don't even think about it."
Girl: "Do you love me?"
Boy: "Of course! Over and over!"
Girl: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
Boy: "NO! Why are you even asking?"
Girl: "Will you kiss me?"
Boy: "Every chance I get!"
Girl: "Will you hit me?"
Boy: "Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!"
Girl: "Can I trust you?"
Boy: "Yes."
Girl: "Darling!"
After marriage: simply read from bottom to top