Merry Christmas 'Yall!

Mmmmmm, Oh yeah!

I really need to find this figure for my collection! It kicks ass! Can you read Japanese? Do you know what the title is? I'm digging out my kanji books to try and decipher it.

This image is a few years old, so it may be hard finding it, but I'm gonna give it the 'ol college try. I had to do a bit of censoring to it for it to be crunchy leagal, but it may still be a bit racey.......

I'm a stereotypical Otaku. Also I'm proudly a sarcastic, cynical sociophobe. No girlfriend and little chance of ever having one. I imagine my figurine collection has something to do with that last part. But then there's the fact that I don't interact well with others. I'm not violent or anything like that, I'm VERY reserved and this leaves me having a hard time opening up to people.
I LOVE CATGIRLS. No really. I love them. I'm like, fucking addicted or something.
Nekomimi ga daisuki desu! I'll spend hours searching the internet for catgirl stuff to buy. I'm not real sure where it came from, but I'm not the least bit embarassed about it. One could even call me a Catgirl Otaku. Leave it to me to have a type of female for my dream girl that doesn't exist.....

I also enjoy learning Japanese.
Watashi wa neko mimi shojo ga daisuki desu, Iie, Ai shiteru desu yo.
Sumimasen kirei na onna, Donna pantsu o kimasu ka
Boku wa muimi na sonzai o ikite imasu... honto ni.
Shumi wa dorifuto o suru koto to anime o miru koto desu
I love throwing out the japanese language like I know what I'm saying...Here's more :
Okii oppai ga suki desu, demo
Chisai no mo suki desu!

Sorry, back to the whole Catgirl thing...
Obviously catgirls are hot, but what's better?..... catgirl maids!!!!

This image has everything that makes it the perfect image.
1.catgirl
2.maid
3.she's frighteningly hot
4.panty flash.
The one thing that could be improved is if she was wearing striped panties. Yeah, ones with blue stripes at that..........

Seriously, I'd kill for my very own catgirl..........
Nothing beats a Catgirl Maid. Nothing

Mmmm....This one's even rockin the "shimapan".
I enjoy hating on posers. Also known as hardparkers. These fakers read Car and Driver or some other rag like that and talk like they know everything. Bitches. Never modified (more than the easy bolt-on crap) or raced a car. When they prove they can walk the walk and not just talk it, then they'll stop being bitches.
In addition to a severe addiction to watching anime, I like building fast cars and doing iresponsible and immature things with them.
I love this photo from Drift Battle 2009. It's just me and my car waiting to make my qualifying run. (I didn't do so well....)

A couple of shots from an autocross @ US131 dragway a few weeks ago...


Proof that I'm no hardparking bitch!
Check out my license plate. Can you guess what one of my favorite animes is?
Like this picture of me drifting my car at a drift day last year:

This is what I do for fun.

What do you do?....

What am I doing with my money? Why, I'm buying anime figures. Female of course! Guarenteed to keep me from getting laid, but I see it as doing my part to keep our economy going by dumping money into it.


Probably my favorite character is Ryomou Shimei from Ikki Tousen. While just an okay anime, Ryoumou-sama is the baddest ass I've ever seen. From the moment she first appears in the first Ikki Tousen, I've had a thing for her. So quiet, beautiful and brutal, I love her! Dare I say: Ryomou-chan ga ai shiteru. The eye-patch, the mole, the maid outfit, DAMN!!!! Anyways here's the love of my life:

Of course a very close second is Kan'u Unchou, also of Ikki Tousen. Not as efficiently brutal, but very attractive in her own right. Listen to me, comparing the attractivness of animated characters....What a f**kin' dork. ANYWAYS, here's Ms. Unchou

Wow, I couldn't belive how hard it was to find a
PG13 image of Kanu!!!

I fell in love with this image I found on the internet. There's something very alluring about it. She's so damn cute , yet I find it kinda frightening at the same time for some reason.................


If you've stayed with it this far, you might be daring enough to hit up my blog. It's not like awesome or anything, I'll be honest, it's pretty random and not real well written.....
http://club-me-like-a-baby-seal.blogspot.com/