Hello PPL!!!!! if ur in CRUNCHY, it means ur BORED, lets have a good time. I love art and animation in general. Well.. anyone want's to be friends don't hesitate to ask, or leave a message. thanks.
I'm still workin on this page, itll take time.

MY GIRLFRIEND
THE RULES (for the laddies)...

1.Men are not mind readers.

1.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us complainin about you leving it down.

1.Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. "LET IT BE."

1.Crying is blackmail.

1.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
SUBTITLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!!!

1."Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Symphathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.Anything we sayd 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
IN FACT!, ALL COMMENTS become null and VOID after 7 days.

1.If youthink you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1.If something we sayed can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant The other one].

1.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1.Christopher Colombus DID NOT need directions and neither do we.

1.All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example is a fruit, not a color... Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1.If it itches, It will be scratched. We do that.

1.If we ask what is wrong and you say "NOTHING," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know your lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.When wehave to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY.

1.Thank you for reading this. Yes i know, i have to sleep on the couch tonight; BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? ITS LIKE CAMPING.

surf to:
Alex.Chico@yahoo.com
ouroboros_serpent1@yahoo.com