I am pretty much a typical teenage asshole, I spend most of my time reading Manga on Mangafox, making phailure signatures or discussing over MSN how much I hate whatever we were talking about. I phail pretty hard at school, apparently I am fully capable but I never put it to any use, that and I'm a lazy prick. I'm a Metal Head who prefers something with a Psycho glazed over on Heroin smashing his drums in instead of something with comprehensible lyrics. I also listen to far too much J-Pop which to people in my society has led them to the assumption I am a homosexual. That is not the case, I'm pretty sure.

My ultimate goal in life is to get a Harem and become Dictator of New Zealand, purge the North Island of all people and make it into one big baron wasteland so I can achieve my other goal of being a "Lone Wolf" type character, a wandering nomad in search of an archaeological discovery. My final goal in life is to participate in the Zombie Apocalypse [Yes, it will happen] and fight back to back with one dude, could be any of my friend/acquaintances wearing trench coats and duel-wielding handguns. I already have the trench coat. The careers I'm interested in are either being a Computer Systems Technician or phailing that, an Archaeologist. My only problem with the Archaeologist option is that due to my lazy nature, getting the Master Arts in Anthropology is going to be quite difficult while with the Computer Systems Technician I already have the qualifications and just need on-site training. I also want to learn a sweet form of Martial Arts but my laziness has pretty much screwed me over in that.

I'm currently reading over 60 different Manga series, either stopping halfway due to boredom or waiting for new chapters. My favourite is FMA, the story in comparison to the Anime is so much deeper and mysterious. A truly enjoyable read. Anime on the other hand, I must be halfway through well over 100 different series and I've completed a shitload more, I just can't remember most of 'em cause there was too many but if I were given a list, I could pick most of them out.

Now for the main reason for coming back to CR, to showcase my siggys I've made, although they phail and suck shit, if people leave constructive criticism, hell even just criticism in general, I may be able to improve.

























Siggys made for me by other people. Both of them are alternate usernames to the usual "Kaibitsu" I use, they're character names I use on Conquer Online:

- Jordan.

- Josh.

And finally, just because it's necessary. I have watched Lucky Star and it owned.