Name: Mary Jane Macmac
Age: 16
Birthday: Oct. 12, 1991
Hobbies: eating, chatting, watching t.v, sleeping and laughing (duh)
SCHOOL LIFE:
Elementary Grade: San Juan Elementary School High School Life: Marcelo A. Bantug Memorial National High School
College Life: Western Philippines University
Course: Bachelor In Secondary Education
Major: Mathematics



GOKUSEN SEASON 1



GOKUSEN 2



GOKUSEN 3



my fav poems
Minsan sa Klase ni Sir Alvir
ni: Alvin P. Alava

Minsan sa klase ni sir Alvir
habang kanyang sinasalaysay
ang tragic love story
nina Romeo at Juliet
ay napaiyak ai Parker Pen
at parang luhang pumatak
ang ating pangalan
sa palad ng aking upuang akala mo'y
Crossword Puzzle sa dami ng nakasulat.
My mga pangalan ng mga Rock Band
(Metallica, Nirvana, Gun's and Roses)
My advirtisement para sa mga chicks
(Boyfriend? 980876, Tawagan mo ako!)
may kodigo para sa exam
(1-a, 2-d, sa, and so on and so on)
may insigma ng fraternity
(Tau Gamma, Pi Omicron, at Sigma Rho)
may tsismis na nakakasuka
(Janeth Iscobar, syota ng bayan)
may anti-university slogan
(Negosyong Edukasyon-Tutulan, Ibagsak!)
at marami pang iba.
Sana sa susunod na pasada
ni mang Ambo ng kanyang floor polisher
ay pagpalitin ang ating upuan
para naman mabasa mo ang aking isinulat
na siyang sanhi ng aking
isang linggong pagkakasuspende.

Ligaw Tingin
ni: Erick del Fierro Abab

Nagmistulang buwal na lata
sa tumbang preso ang puso ko
ng tinamaan ng iyong tingin
ang aking mga matang
kanina pa nagpapatintero
sa kasusulyap sayo.

JOKE:
FACUNDO: Father, I confess, everytime i look at other men during mass, I realize that Im the most handsome in the church.Is that a sin?

PRIEST: no Facundo, it's a JOKE!

MY FAVORITE SONGS
“Three Little Bears (Korean Version)”
Gong xi ma ni ga, han ji bai I sou
A ba gu ou ma gu ai gi gu
A bag u men du du ai
Ou ma gu men nan xi mai
Ai gig u men nab u I yaw a
Wu su wu su cha lan dan

Japanese song (from Naruto)
Haki Isukarete, furidaso ame
Iskame sokoneta usogio offe
Anata no ne wa sukitooru kurai
Umi no soko de ike o shiteiru mizu

Watashi o yonde yonde
Oko ni truyo
Doko o yukeba yukeba
Yukasararu no?

CRAZY THINGS HAPPENING IN MATH
1.1/n sin X =?
Sol. 1/n sin x (cancel n)
1 si (x)=6
1 (six) = 6
Six = 6 ans. 6

2.Expand (a+b)n
= ( a + b )n
=( a + b )n
= ( a + b )n
= ( a + b )n
etc….

Question: How many words in the dictionary
can be used to describe ugly?
Answer: Only two words
“Not us”
Agree?
It could also be “Just them”
Hehehe….

If only I had the power to turn back time….
If only I could read your mind…
Nothing!...
Then I know how to fly!
Tentenenen…

INSPIRATIONAL QOUTES:
1.Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face.
2.Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so don’t practice.
3.Always remember: If others can do, make then do it for you. Don’t force yourself. Make life easy.
4.Not all handsome have girlfriend, some of them have boyfriend.


TESTIMONIALS
Subject: ECONOMY
“The major problem of our economy is that we produced more babies than rice.”

“If you want to speak English, think English”.
Sir Sitcharon
“How stupid is that, Think? I don’t even think!”

“If your not confident of your dress, don’t wear anything at all”.

“If it is not for that damn sun, I would have been, “Hottest Thing” ever created.”

“Everyone is entitled to be stupid
but some abuse the privilege.”

FROM FAMOUS PSYCHOLOGIST
“Biktima rin kami ng abortion”
-Balot

“Hindi lahat ng dugo pwede i-donate”.
-R_gl_

“Dare what it takes to be. Then we shall so because it is. To do or not now whatelse, to be without.”
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MANNY PACQUIAO
-what??????

Eventhough your far away, always remember that I’m here to stay. So if ever your lonely and BLUE…….go to the doctor have a check-up. Who do you think you are “DORAEMON”?