the minions of the great pedobear are spread out far and wide across the intra web... beware ye prepubescent hormone driven kiddies and of course the kiddies at heart as well... Beware for I speak the truth! If you get a ticket in the mail burn it with extreme prejudice and no hesitation..

Only trust people you actually know.. and when I say "actual" I mean the real world out there not this sweet care bear wonderland all cuddly and stuff until you see something that ultimately makes you want to rip your eyes out..

then again I'm just a wierd guy from a small set of islands proficient in the butchery of the english language, a bit drunk and ranting.. but heed my words and beware!!


Girl Watching 101

1.) DAMN!!!
2.) well maybe not DAMN!! but still a hottie
3.) I bet she’d look great in negligee..
4.) Wait… her shoes don’t match her outfit..
5.) *this is the part where we save the subject’s virtual image in our pornographic memory and play dress up*
6.) She has a kid…?! -10 points cute little bugger though…
7.) Estimated bust and cup size… 34 B..
8.) Too much make up.. *insert clown image here*
9.) Boner inducing but not fap-able..
10.) I want to crack your dumb shit BFs skull with a steel pipe..
11.) -100 points for having a dumb shit BF…
12.) Ohh.. lovely jeans really brings out the shape of your calves..
13.) Wait… didn’t we go to the same grade school..?
14.) you’re a lesbian…!? Baby.. i’d go gay just for you…
15.) your girlfriend’s pretty hot too… too bad you don’t have a weiner.. hehehe
16.) Mmm.. Lesbians…
17.) OMG… is that underarm hair..!?
18.) Waah my eyes!!! *looks again*
19.) meh.. it can be fixed..
20.) Oohh… Thong…
21.) Big boobs but… how should i put it.. lacks appeal other than size..
22.) Oh wow.. she’s really tall and big boned.. why do i find this visually appealing..?
23.) Waahhh she’s so cute like a kitty..!
24.) hmm.. cellulite..
25.) wow.. her thighs jiggle a bit..
26.) what a bitch… eww…
27.) Those dangly earings of yours will get you in trouble one day…
28.) Wahahahaha She tripped!!!
29.) Ohhh.. Hanes Girl…

that’s just a fraction of what goes on in my mind when girl watching… Image

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