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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/196554/angry_german_boy/
OMG funniest vid iv seen in a while!!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0HGM8DSnYh0
BBC reporter goes against Church of Scientology - hilarious!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=okKYSSRQodQ
Even funnier same repoter losing it completely!!!
Why Clowns Are Eeeeeevil
a true story ....
there was a couple near our house who went out for dinner one night, and so they got a babysitter for their daughter. so while the couple were out, the babysitter put the baby to sleep and went downstairs. after a while the baby started crying, and so the girl went up to check it out. the baby was still in the cot, but it was pointing at this life size clown teddy in the corner of the room. so the girl hished the baby and put it back to bed again. after a while, the baby started crying again. when she went back up she found she couldn't stop the baby from crying and that it kept looking at the clown. so the girl phoned the parents and explained what was happening, and said the baby kept pointing at the clown. the dad went silent and told the girl to take the baby out of the house and run to the neighbours. meanwhile he phoned the police.
it turned out that the "clown" was in fact a lithuanian man that was hiding in the room at the time
CLOWNS ARE EVIL!!! POST THIS IN UR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD!!!
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number1sculler
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?
However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.
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