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this is really sweet and very true
A Perfect Boyfriend
When she walks away from you mad[Follow her]
When she stare's at your lips[Kiss her]
When she pushes you or hit's you[Grab her and don’t let go]
When she start's cursing at you[Kiss her and tell her you love her]
When she's quiet[Ask her what’s wrong]
When she ignore's you[Give her your attention]
When she pulls away[Pull her back]
When you see her at her worst[Tell her she's beautiful]
When you see her start crying[Just hold her and don’t say a word]
When you see her walking[Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]
When she's scared[Protect her]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder[Tilt her head up and kiss her]
When she steal's your favorite hat[Let her keep it]
When she tease's you[Tease her back makes her laugh]
When she doesn’t answer for a long time[assure her that everything is okay]
When she looks at you with doubt[Back yourself up with the TRUTH]
When she say's that she like's you[she really does more than you think]
When she grab's at your hands[Hold hers and play with her fingers]
When she bump's into you[bump into her back and make her laugh]
When she tells you a secret[keep it safe and untold]
When she looks at you in your eyes[don’t look away until she does]
When she misses you[She's hurting inside]
When you break her heart[the pain NEVER goes away]
When she says its over[she STILL wants you to be hers]
I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock can beat scissors,but theres no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, leaving it immobile?Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors?Screw scissors,why cant paper do this to people?Why arent sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why,because paper cant beat anybody a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds.When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say Oh,shit,Im sorry, thought paper would protect you,asshole."