Dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you've just been hacked by none other than
LarryTheAnimeFreak woot woot

<--official hacking face lol. ok ok so anyway, lana is
THE BEST FUCKING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE AND THATS A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE SO YEAHLMAO anyway, lets get this straight first. I am lana's bf/husband and if you even think about considering to wonder about what it would be like if you kiss/touch her in any bad way...i will slice off your scrodem, put it in a blender while you bleed like your on a fucking period then i will put your blended scrodem in a cup and let you drink it as a wild pitbul,grizzaly bear, and emu are clawing out your face and leaving deep gashes all over your body and as your getting killed i will find a FUCKING MAGICAL WIZARD to keep you alive so you will suffer for an eternity. and while your suffering i will find kids that are movie director prodigies to record your pain and put it on youtube and IT WILL GET A FUCKING GRAMMY. and im just putting it nicely ;). But anyway, after you clean yourself up from shatting yourself, i would just love to say that i love lana with all of my heart and if i could rip out your heart for when mine dies out, i would use the blood in your working heart to keep me alive so i can love her more, and when i run out of hearts and the world has died out, i would love her even more in the afterlife.lmao TE AMO MAIS LANA!