When i say Yelo i mean hi/hello. Why? Don't ask. But if you REALLY want to know the reason is......... I don't know i just say it.


If you want to be my buddy read the 'Being My Buddy' page first.





Wrong Number


Daughter: "Hello, who's this?"

Dad: "Hello sweetheart, it's Daddy. How's Mum?"

Daughter: "Mum's fine. She's upstairs in her bedroom with Uncle Tim."

short pause

Dad: "Honey you don't have an Uncle Tim."

Daughter: "Yeah I do. He's in Mum's room with Mum."

Short pause

Dad: "Ok sweetie, there's something I need you to do for me. Put the phone on the table and run upstairs. Knock on Mum's door and shout to Mum that Daddy's car has pulled into the driveway."

Daughter: "Ok Daddy."

A minute later

Daughter: "I did it Daddy."

Dad: "What happened then sweetheart?"

Daughter: "Well, Mum got scared, jumped out of her bed and run out of her room with her clothes missing. But then she tripped on the rug and banged her head on the banister. Now she isn't moving."

Dad: "Oh no!"

Dad: "What about Uncle Tim, what did he do?"

Daughter: "Uncle Tim jumped out of Mum's bed with his clothes missing, too. Then he jumped out of the window and onto the shed, but he slipped and hit his head on the floor. He's just lying there."

Silence

Dad: "Shed? Honey, what shed?"

Daughter: "The shed that's next to our garage."

Short pause

Dad: "Is this 329-4178?"

Daughter: "No, this is 329-4278."

Dad: "Ooops! Sorry, wrong number."