about me? weeeellll, i like cool/smart little sayings and i like evil jokes! =D

NE1 evil is welcome to be my friend!! XP
(except orochimaru, you creepy loser!!)


~*May we all be friends forever!! (referring to avi.)*~

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deidara:^_V
konan:^_)'


BUNNIES!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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~"God may have created men before women, but there's always a rough draft before the masterpiece!!"~

~why do today when you can do tomorrow? what is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?~

~when u "assume", u make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
(spelling joke)~



~LAST WISH~
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside the bus dies.

As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet
Their Maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the
grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him
what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . BE HAPPY.



~$20.00


Sometimes we just need to be
reminded!


A well-known speaker
started off his seminar by:

holding up a $20.00
bill. In the room of 200, he asked,
"Who would like this
$20 bill?"

Hands started going up.


He said, "I am going to give this
$20 to one of you

but first, let me
do this.
He
proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.


He then asked, "Who
still wants it?"

Still the hands
were up in the air.

Well, he
replied, "What if I do this?"

And he
dropped it on the ground

and started
to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.


"Now, who still wants it?"


Still the hands went into the air.


"My friends, we have all learned a
very valuable lesson.

No matter what
I did to the money, you still wanted it

because it did not decrease in value.


It was still worth $20.


Many times in our lives,


we are dropped, crumpled, and ground
into the dirt

by the decisions we
make and

the circumstances that come
our way.

We feel as though we are
worthless.

But no matter what has
happened or

what will happen, you
will never lose your value.

Dirty or
clean, crumpled or finely creased,

you are still
priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

The worth of our
lives comes not in what we do or who we know,


but by WHO WE ARE and
WHOSE WE ARE.


You are
special
-
Don't EVER forget it."

If you do not pass
this on, you may never know the

lives it touches, the
hurting hearts it speaks to,

or the hope that it
can bring.

Count your blessings,
not your problems.~


~Remember:
Amateurs built the ark...
Professionals built the Titanic. ~