welcome to my little corner of the institution
where everything is happy!


yo ppl im just ur ordinary college student if u wanna know my name buddy me. folks tell me im an interesting person so knock urself out
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HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and
point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
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2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over her or his caffeine addiction, switch to
espresso.

6) whenever the phone rings, shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

7) Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the
prophecy."

8) When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard.

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, I WON!
WON! I WON! Third time this week!!!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20) put this on your profile, spread the insanity!!

(if you enjoyed these plz view my page titled "80 additional ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity" thx)
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here's a few quotes i thought were funny from my favorite game critic Benjamin "Yahtzee" Croshaw's show Zero punctuation . http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

"Once again it's time to retrospectively review an old game I actually liked. Raking up the emotionally draining output of cold emotionless hatred, and giving further fuel for the construction of my psychological profile some years from now after the murders begin." (Thief: The Dark Project)

"The Prince of Persia, as it stand, can be best equated to a man who owns a goose; that once, when the conditions were exactly right and have been fed a particular kind of food, laid a golden egg. He then spent the next few years experimenting with the goose's bedding and vitamin intake, hoping to recreate the ideal conditions. Now, if nothing more then bronze and silver eggs plopped out, he went the scientific route of chopping it into fritters looking for the secret. And after that didnt work, he hastily stitched it back together, dressed it in glitterly fabric, attached some googly eyes and thats the new prince of persia. An appealingly gaudy appearance that fails to disguise the fact the old bird is dead inside." (Prince of Persia) note this was all said in 27 seconds

"Once again Prince of Persia continues the proud tradition of taking one step forward then two steps back. Actually in this case more like one step to the side, and one step back into a ditch full of used surgical equipment" (Prince of Persia)

"Sonic is done, he's past it. He doesn't need more games, he needs help. Specifically the kind of help that involves taking him behind the shed and tearfully putting both barrels through he's confused, oblivious little face. Stuff him. Mount him. Repurpose him as a litter picking device." (Sonic Unleashed)

"The only remaining explaination is that this must be some kind of test. Maybe if anyone defends this on a forum they automatically get added to the government 'Depopulation List' because their minds are clearly deviant and must be purged!!" ( Too Human)

"Personally i would slap George's [Lucas] hands away from the editing desk, give him a coloring book, then remake the prequel trilogy so that Darth Vader uses the force to win break dancing competitions and chokes to death anyone who utters the word 'midichlorians' " (Star Wars: The Force Unleashed)
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and just like that its over? you stroll through my profile and just leave? thats rude....