You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/MSN/Face Book or YouTube, lol ok...
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy (or stupid)to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did...






HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and
point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over her or his caffeine addiction, switch to
espresso.

6) whenever the phone rings, shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

7) Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the
prophecy."

8) When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard.

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, I WON!
WON! I WON! Third time this week!!!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20) put this on your profile, spread the insanity man!!!




|...........| Put this on your
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|........o.| ever pulled a
|...........| door that said push!
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***im not watching vampire knight guilty till all the eps are complete:D