----- You know you live in 2007 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep n odding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.My fav Fight hope u like it ^^











A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:
No, this is fun.

Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy:
Then tell me that
you love me.

Girl:
I love you, slow down.

Guy:
Now give me a big hug.

*She gave him a big
hug*

Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.

The next
day in the newspaper:

"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.

Two people were in the crash, but only one
survived."

The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the brakes weren't working,
but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.

Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile