Wooser's Hand-to-Mouth Life Episodes

Episode 1 - Meat and Pandas and Wooser

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:00:00 GMT

20XX, the world is in chaos. In a city ruled by fear and despair and where righteousness is justice, a dark hero emerges. Even if his fists shatter, he probably won't stop punching that wall. Now his lonesome battle with himself begins... maybe. Maybe it won't!

Episode 2 - Stars and Rock and Wooser

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:00:00 GMT

Wooser and his friends barely escape from the syndicate's pursuit, but they paid a heavy price. Ajipon, we'll never forget you... But as they sorrowfully travel through the desert, they see an oasis! Ajipon's ghost appears before them as they enjoy their vacation... possibly!

Episode 3 - Wealth and Power and Wooser

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 18:00:00 GMT

Wooser burns the city to the ground and slays the king of the Oasis. He names himself emperor and begins to invade the surrounding countries, bringing them under his banner, only to find that he left his wallet at home. Without it things are hopeless... But then he puts his secret plan into action... maybe!

Episode 4 - Moe and Check it Out and Wooser

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 18:00:00 GMT

Wooser falls off a cliff in the heat of battle and is saved by a young girl. A brief respite is interrupted by the flames of war, and the girl is shot and killed. A raging Wooser regains the powers sealed along with his memories... or so I once thought.

Episode 5 - Bears and Gourmet and Wooser

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 18:00:00 GMT

Tonight is the Masked Ball. At the strict Private Wooser Academy, the rules are relaxed just for today, and the boys put on masks and begin a battle royale to win the hearts of the girls they desire. As Wooser advances forward, his arch-enemy Melon Bear appears... but if so, so what?

Episode 6 - Sea and Swimsuits and Wooser

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 18:00:00 GMT

Wooser saves a turtle at the beach, and that turtle leads him to an underwater world... the next day he is found drowned. The mysteries deepen as the case twists and turns. A trick with the time tables, and the shadow of the true culprit lurking in the background... Who is "The Animal Which must not be named?" A shocking truth is about to be revealed... or if it is, that would be really cool, anyway.

Episode 7 - Forests and Baths and Wooser

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:00:00 GMT

Through an almost unreal level of retconning, the show manages to avoid being canceled after the swimsuit episode, but the threat remains. A "bath episode" is proposed as a way to counter this threat. As things get more desperate, tempers will flare and the team will fall apart... is what my horoscope said today.

Episode 8 - Boredom and Machines and Wooser

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 18:00:00 GMT

Wooser steals the activation key to the ultimate mech, which took 10 years and trillions of dollars to create, and finds himself a wanted criminal. As he evades Interpol to commit further thefts, what is his goal? And just when it seems he's giving the treasures he's taken to poor children...???

Episode 9 - Bugs and Masks and Wooser

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:00:00 GMT

Wooser is kidnapped by an evil organization, which does twisted surgery on him to give him the power of the insects. After gaining the bagworm's inability to move, and the short lifespan of a dragonfly, Wooser becomes the ultimate creature... then dies several days later. Maybe the dragonfly wasn't such a good idea after all.

Episode 10 - Money and Magic and Wooser

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:00:00 GMT

Every night, Wooser is visited by a mysterious girl in his dreams, who says, "Hero, please save my world!" The insomnia makes him very angry, and he leads an undead army into the world of dreams and destroys it. The girl was the Queen of this world. "The shorter the sadness you must endure, the better," Wooser whispers, as he goes back to his hand-to-mouth life.

Episode 11 - Ghosts and Opera and Wooser

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:00:00 GMT

A murder in a locked room. The only people in the room were Wooser and the victim. The security camera footage shows Wooser yelling "Behold! This is the ultimate time table trick!" as he beats the victim to death with a time table. But for some reason he has an alibi? The detectives search for the true culprit, but...

Episode 12 - Love and Goodbyes and Wooser

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:00:00 GMT

The Earth's destruction draws near as the asteroid reaches every closer. The prophecies say the last hope for humanity is for Wooser to unleash his true power, but... Meanwhile, the US Government and NASA ask Wooser for his help, and he demands an astronomical sum of money in exchange. As the people of the world despair... oh wait, it's the last episode!?