Ever wanted to fall asleep while surrendering yourself to the mighty power-stealing vacuum that is Kirby? Good, because there's a pillow for that.
Premium Bandai's new "Suikomi Kirby" (literally "sucking Kirby") stands 15 inches tall and is a hybrid stuffed animal/pillow/personal head tent thing. You can store things in it, display it, or stick your head in its mouth for a nap. The latter is probably cozy and good for keeping light out of your eyes, but also looks a little worrying out of context. And in context, really.
You can preorder the Suikomi Kirby for 9,500 yen if you dare. As long as you've not got any super powers worth stealing, you should probably be fine.
Kara Dennison is a writer, editor, and interviewer with bylines at VRV, Sartorial Geek by Jordandene, We Are Cult, and many more. She is also the co-founder of Altrix Books and co-creator of the OEL light novel series Owl's Flower. Kara blogs at karadennison.com and tweets @RubyCosmos.