...if Shokugeki was about taking tests instead of making food. Also if Shokugeki didn't have humor, memorable characters, solid art, good pacing, and an overarching plot. I couldn't find a single redeeming feature in the first episode. I mean seriously, I assume this is supposed to be a comedy, judging by how over-the-top it tries to be, but not even one joke in a whole episode?
In short, this