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Post Reply You see a catgirl at your door, what do you do?
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17

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RyukoKuroki wrote:

Offer her tuna, hide her from the evil government forces hunting her, teach her English, math, writing, we fall in love. she's funny, she's kind, she wouldn't hurt a fly. But she is absolutely determined to protect the numerous numerous neko children that we've had. We later try to escape to Canada, but before we can get the Neko Sanctuary the soldiers catch us. In a blaze of glory she sacrifices herself using her neko powers so I and the kids can get into across the border. We never forget her, me and the kids. When they've all grown up and left the homestead, and I'm in my 60's, I gather Morgan Freeman and a wannabe outlaw who has poor sight to get revenge on the man who killed my wife. Along the way Morgan Freeman is also killed by him, and in a epic gunfight I kill the leader of the government forces and my wife's killer. The wannabe realizes how he's not made for this, and leaves. I collapse later, and realize I've been shot. Back in Canada, our neko children crowd around me, crying, as I slowly die. I simply smile, and say its alright as I close my eyes, and for the first time in too long I see my catgirl wife, looking as she did all those years ago, scratching at my window, and I pass on to the afterlife. In peace.


...meh a better love story then Twilight.


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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17
Scribble a note of it.

An actual cat, feed .
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KevHunt wrote:


Ranwolf wrote:


RyukoKuroki wrote:

Offer her tuna, hide her from the evil government forces hunting her, teach her English, math, writing, we fall in love. she's funny, she's kind, she wouldn't hurt a fly. But she is absolutely determined to protect the numerous numerous neko children that we've had. We later try to escape to Canada, but before we can get the Neko Sanctuary the soldiers catch us. In a blaze of glory she sacrifices herself using her neko powers so I and the kids can get into across the border. We never forget her, me and the kids. When they've all grown up and left the homestead, and I'm in my 60's, I gather Morgan Freeman and a wannabe outlaw who has poor sight to get revenge on the man who killed my wife. Along the way Morgan Freeman is also killed by him, and in a epic gunfight I kill the leader of the government forces and my wife's killer. The wannabe realizes how he's not made for this, and leaves. I collapse later, and realize I've been shot. Back in Canada, our neko children crowd around me, crying, as I slowly die. I simply smile, and say its alright as I close my eyes, and for the first time in too long I see my catgirl wife, looking as she did all those years ago, scratching at my window, and I pass on to the afterlife. In peace.


...meh a better love story then Twilight.


Isn't everything.


As a fan of all things romance I can firmly tell you Twilight is no where near the worse love story I've seen..That being said it's not exactly the best either.
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Posted 9/10/17 , edited 9/11/17

RyukoKuroki wrote:

Offer her tuna, hide her from the evil government forces hunting her, teach her English, math, writing, we fall in love. she's funny, she's kind, she wouldn't hurt a fly. But she is absolutely determined to protect the numerous numerous neko children that we've had. We later try to escape to Canada, but before we can get the Neko Sanctuary the soldiers catch us. In a blaze of glory she sacrifices herself using her neko powers so I and the kids can get into across the border. We never forget her, me and the kids. When they've all grown up and left the homestead, and I'm in my 60's, I gather Morgan Freeman and a wannabe outlaw who has poor sight to get revenge on the man who killed my wife. Along the way Morgan Freeman is also killed by him, and in a epic gunfight I kill the leader of the government forces and my wife's killer. The wannabe realizes how he's not made for this, and leaves. I collapse later, and realize I've been shot. Back in Canada, our neko children crowd around me, crying, as I slowly die. I simply smile, and say its alright as I close my eyes, and for the first time in too long I see my catgirl wife, looking as she did all those years ago, scratching at my window, and I pass on to the afterlife. In peace.


damn, thats just a story waiting to be written.
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I'd get on the intercom and ask how this cat girl got past security, then fire the lazy guards and replace them with teenage ninja neko warriors.
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Posted 9/11/17 , edited 9/11/17
Offer for her to come inside for some milk.
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Bailek wrote:

Stop eating the Funny Mushrooms because Cat Girls are just an illusion, but just in case she wasn't i would let my dog out to chase her off


This completely this.

Unless of course were pretending they are real then in that case i guess it depends how anthropomorphic catgirls they are. If it was a complete furry i would prob throw a can of tuna as far away as possible and hope they run that direction. If it was a girl with cat features then prob invite them in for cuddles
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Posted 9/11/17 , edited 9/11/17

Ranwolf wrote:


RyukoKuroki wrote:

Offer her tuna, hide her from the evil government forces hunting her, teach her English, math, writing, we fall in love. she's funny, she's kind, she wouldn't hurt a fly. But she is absolutely determined to protect the numerous numerous neko children that we've had. We later try to escape to Canada, but before we can get the Neko Sanctuary the soldiers catch us. In a blaze of glory she sacrifices herself using her neko powers so I and the kids can get into across the border. We never forget her, me and the kids. When they've all grown up and left the homestead, and I'm in my 60's, I gather Morgan Freeman and a wannabe outlaw who has poor sight to get revenge on the man who killed my wife. Along the way Morgan Freeman is also killed by him, and in a epic gunfight I kill the leader of the government forces and my wife's killer. The wannabe realizes how he's not made for this, and leaves. I collapse later, and realize I've been shot. Back in Canada, our neko children crowd around me, crying, as I slowly die. I simply smile, and say its alright as I close my eyes, and for the first time in too long I see my catgirl wife, looking as she did all those years ago, scratching at my window, and I pass on to the afterlife. In peace.


...meh a better love story then Twilight.

That is an awfully low bar to set, I mean... it is a story about a pedophile and a necrophiliac after all.

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There are some questions you really shouldn't answer. I'll elect to choose that option.
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Make her mine, izi
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Wake up
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I'd chuckle a bit at the weird sight, then close the door and move on with my life.
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Posted 9/11/17 , edited 9/11/17
Since there's no such thing, it could mean only one thing:
-The wife has been hitting the margaritas.
-It's cosplay sex time.
-Find the remote for the "tail" that's been inserted in her tail.
-Chug an energy drink, because it's going to be a long and bumpy night!
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see those kibble crumbs on the sidewalk leading up to my house? I've been waiting for this day... I shall cradle her in my arms while yelling "can I keep her?" at my brother until he stops saying no
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Posted 9/11/17 , edited 9/11/17
People just remember to check if you are really do have a cat girl since males aren't that much dimorphic from females case in point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9XcDKNoZ1g
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