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You see a catgirl at your door, what do you do?

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Posted 9/11/17 , edited 9/11/17
Follow Cheeches advice
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Posted 9/12/17 , edited 9/12/17

MadBovine wrote:


That is an awfully low bar to set, I mean... it is a story about a pedophile and a necrophiliac after all.



Ya also forgetting that hint of bestiality.
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32 / M / Marshall, Michigan
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Catgirl neuterer, what a profession.

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jtjumper wrote:


Catgirl neuterer, what a profession.



"Catgirl veterinarian" sounds like such an obvious premise for a harem comedy, I'd be surprised if someone hasn't moved on it yet.
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Spray her with a spray bottle and tell her to get, I already have a female cat living in my house that requires food. Then wake up because cat people aren't real.
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Posted 9/12/17 , edited 9/12/17
I kidnap her!
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32 / M / Marshall, Michigan
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And one true girl is the one he spayed.
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26 / F / PA, USA
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Take it to the vet and have it spayed.
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29 / M / Near a peach tree.
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I would only open my door for her if she's advertising or if she's lost. If she's looking for trouble or if she is just being weird, then I'll have to ask her to leave (or make her leave). I don't want a catgirl unless she's sweet, gentle and tenderhearted (like a rabbit).
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Posted 9/12/17 , edited 9/12/17
call the SCP and let them know SPC=6969 has escaped again
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33 / F / The Mormon land t...
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Posted 10/13/17 , edited 10/13/17
Go les and jump on her.
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Take her to the cat shelter or something. I wouldn't be able to take care of her lol.
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26 / M / Chaldea Security...
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Posted 10/13/17 , edited 10/14/17
Give me that tomboy as hell cruel tsundere cat girl yo!
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28 / M / somewhere on earth
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Posted 10/13/17 , edited 10/14/17
I would pet that Pussy cat and call poison control too see what drug does that too people to see what i was on. If they couldn't help id call the government and ask for as much money as i possibly could because they probably don't want there perverted creation getting out.
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Posted 10/14/17 , edited 10/14/17
Drive her bonkers with a laser pointer.
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