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Post Reply Suppose you meet a beautiful man or woman, fall in love, and then discover they're made of frosting?
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Suppose you meet a beautiful man or woman. Perhaps you're charmed by their looks or maybe their wit, but however it happens, you fall in love. Next, you learn he or she is made of magic living frosting. What do you do?
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Enjoy it!
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jtjumper wrote:

Suppose you meet a beautiful man or woman. Perhaps you're charmed by their looks or maybe their wit, but however it happens, you fall in love. Next, you learn he or she is made of magic living frosting. What do you do?


Why, throw sprinkles on them, of course. You can't have frosting without sprinkles.

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(....SECURITY!!!! )
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jtjumper wrote:

What do you do?


Drugs. If this happens to me, I am clearly doing drugs.

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I would laugh and thinking I should known better! There no such thing as true love, its meaningless. It'll only give more pains.
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I'm not sure we could make it work, sigh and I thought this relationship would have been a piece of cake...
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I'm not sure we could make it work, sigh and I thought this relationship would have been a piece of cake...


That's a horrible joke, I'm ashamed I lol'd at it.

Does this frosting body magically replenish itself, like would a finger grow back? Does the significant other feel pain like we do?

I have so many questions that would determine my course of action. All I can say is that significant other better know how to cook because it would be dangerous to keep someone in that sort of relationship hungry IMO.
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I'm obviously on LSD at that point so its time to sit back and do nothing for hours.
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Yum yum yum.
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Make them live forever below 90degrees. The melting point of butter. Sadly, you would never get to touch, or be touched by the one you love. They would start melting on contact.
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I would re-evaluate my life choices as I am doing it wrong...
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Time to eat them
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Wouldn't you notice if they were made out of frosting when you first see them? If its really well sculpted frosting like an artistic cake, you'd notice when you get a closer look at them?

I know if someone said "Hi" to me looking like the cake frosting equivalent of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Then I sure would notice! Its not that easy to disguise that in a human form.

Or is this person literally a living giant cupcake?

Or are they human skin on the outside and frosting on the inside? I'd have to stab them to find out in that case.

I'm sorry but this topic made my mind go places.
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I mean, aren't girls made of glitter? Not really that big a difference except now they're edible and sweet omgggggg
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It was meant to be! When you eat them then you can finally be one ❤
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