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Post Reply If you could name your genitalia what would you call it?
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Have had a girl call my junk Sleepy and refer to hers as a kitty.

needless to say that crazy cat was on the streets not long after.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


MysticGon wrote:

Simple question, simple answer....


It'd call my junk the Tomb Raider.



Could have just called it Womb Raider.


Pun it up, god damn it!



lorreen wrote:

Ugh. Would. Not. Do. This. Ever.

Not even as a joke.

I dated someone once who referred to his and my genitalia using gendered pronouns.

Absolutely made me cringe every time he did that.


Sounds like he was a....dick.


I'm one with the pun and the pun is with me, I'm one with the pun and the pun is with me...
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Cold War, Old Fart reference:

I was asked this once after a fun group evening, guys and gals.. I was asked if I named it, and I said sure.

The questioner was like, see, he's proud, has no shame, that's what I'm talking about!

Then I was asked what I'd named it, and I said

"Merv(so pronounced)"

"Merv? Why that name?"

"It's called MiRV because it's a Multiple Reentry Vessel."

Everyone lost it at that point.

(MiRVs were a big deal in the late 1980s, and were about the ability to put multiple nuclear warheads onto a single missile.)
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jaragnaros wrote:

Oathbreaker, because when I promised not to cum inside, I lied!


Lol
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Why does this exist.
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Caliburn, because then I'd be crowned the king of England ~.^








Sorry, had to since no one else did lol
Should go the extra mile and change my name to Arthur









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Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu Yuuteimiyaouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru
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Potentsaliva wrote:

Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu Yuuteimiyaouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru


That's quite the mouth full.
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Potentsaliva wrote:

Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu Yuuteimiyaouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru


I see you are a (wo)man of culture as well...
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