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Post Reply Parents leave 3 y.o. kid in corn maze, forgets him until next morning
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http://komonews.com/news/offbeat/3-year-old-left-in-corn-maze-overnight

I guess one could say that "well at least they didn't leave him in a hot car in the summer to suffocate", but I wonder what the excuse would be...

"Uhhhh the next morning we suddenly realized that we have a kid, and that he's still in the corn maze where we left him last night" -what the parents might say to the police



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How not to parent.
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Were they drunk? I don't understand how someone just forgets their child...
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mxdan wrote:

Were they drunk? I don't understand how someone just forgets their child...


maybe that child is actually none other than.........
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mxdan wrote:

Were they drunk? I don't understand how someone just forgets their child...


No idea

Even if they're drunk I'd imagine it to go like this:

"AYYYYYYYY JOHNNY *belch* COME 'ER WE NEETA LEEVE"

"JOHNNNY? JONNIE??? AY HONEY WHERE IZ HE??!?!!!"
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Arrest the parents
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At least he had plenty to eat.
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At least he had plenty to eat.



This.
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...and from that day forward little Johnny Barleycorn lived a quiet and sober life far away from the grasses that traumatized him that fateful day, taking up the trade of an ethanol farmer, selling moonshine and popcarnie on the side.
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it was on purpose
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MonoDreams wrote:

How not to parent.


These guys are just as good of parents as half of the people on this forum would be with children!
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Ryulightorb wrote:


MonoDreams wrote:

How not to parent.


These guys are just as good of parents as half of the people on this forum would be with children!




True, at least for me.
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The corn at least shall protect them.
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Ryulightorb wrote:


MonoDreams wrote:

How not to parent.


These guys are just as good of parents as half of the people on this forum would be with children!


You're right you know.
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