Welcome to Hell,
Thank you for installing the useless software "Myself." Here is how to care for this software on your computer:
1. Always accompany the software.
This software is very vulnerable, so you have to be with it all the time to it doesn't get any viruses.To keep the software healthy, please give it 1 virtual cookie per day.
2. Give constant attention to the software.
The software if very touchy, and will only properly listen if you give it enough attention. Use your mouse to stroke its head or poke its cheeks (etc) to give it attention.
3. Never turn off your computer.
To keep the software running functionally, never turn off your computer while it is running. That will leave... Dire consequences.
Thank you once again for installing the "Myself" software. If you have any inquiries, please contact us for support.
Now, would you like to?:
A. Give "Myself" a new name
B. Give "Myself" attention (Poke Cheeks/Pat Hair/Etc?)
C. Give "Myself" a cookie
D. Shut down "Myself" software
Oh, hell no.