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Posted 12/16/17 , edited 12/17/17
Would you become a virgin if it allowed you shoot energy beams and fly?
*yes

*no

*Only if I could lay eggs that would hatch to become 10 year old versions of myself

*I'd also want wizard powers.

*I demand you throw in a harem
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Posted 12/16/17 , edited 12/17/17
Is this even a question? Apparently so, so let me grace this thread with my answer. I just smashed that mf yes button like the scores of sexy skeletons in my closet✝ of encounters past. None of those smashings of sloots gave me esper powers like that. In fact they only gave me na- err well, shite boys moving on now this isn't about me yea?

One thing that I feel cheated on is that I didn't see the ability to haggle in the options, but that just means I played myself.

To follow up with this poll review, I would if I could go back and change my vote to a write in, where I could combine options C) Only if I could eggs that would hatch to be miniture versions of myself and D) I'd also want wizard powers✝✝.

I've also included an FAQ to help with any questions you may have about my answer or followup poll review.

FAQ

1. Why would my combination be allowed?
I'm not sure, that's what I would argue. I imagine we could haggle further given the option to.

2. Why not option E, you NEETs ask?
Because when you have wizard powers, you get the girls anyway. DOn't play yourself. You the best. Believe in U.








✝ not intended to mean I killed mates I've had intercourse with. This statement does not count as evidence in the court of law.

✝✝ Wizard powers will be defined here as any power, be it spell or enchant evocation, as decreed by the Imperial City Mage's Guild in Cyrodiil.
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Posted 12/16/17 , edited 12/17/17
Never.
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Posted 12/17/17 , edited 12/17/17
No, because I'm scared of heights but not pussy.
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Posted 12/16/17 , edited 12/16/17
Hmm... yes, let us turn back the time of my diddly bits.



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Posted 12/17/17 , edited 12/17/17
I don't understand the question entirely, does the OP mean being, returning or staying? so I couldn't really poll correctly, but I guess with wizard powers anything is possible?
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Posted 12/17/17 , edited 1/24/18
I'm fairly certain he's implying you'd stay a virgin / give up sex if you're not already a virgin or regress in some manner to a point before your first sexual act where you would then abstain from further intercourse.


edit: Y'all over analyzing it
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Posted 12/17/17 , edited 12/17/17
Like, become a virgin for life So I could fly and shoot energy beams?

What kind of flight are we talking here? I don't want this basic slow ass, can't even get to a different country in less than an hour nonsense. If I'm flying, I'm gonna fly properly, and I have to be undetectable to anyone.

Shooting energy beams is just an add on, so..... sure.

And you didn't say anything about forplay, or oral, and I can blindfold myself so it doesn't count

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27 / F / New Jersey, USA
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Posted 12/17/17 , edited 12/17/17
This question is weird.
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Posted 12/17/17 , edited 12/18/17
I don't understand, it's a weird one
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Posted 12/17/17 , edited 1/6/18
obviously this question is a fuckin gimmick guys, have some fun like I did with it stop putting so much thought into it and vote!!
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Posted 12/18/17 , edited 12/18/17
where tf did you get this idea from, most random thing ive ever seen on this site.
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Posted 12/27/17 , edited 12/27/17
Yes, plus wizard powers because....



EXPLOSION!!! (make Megumi proud, guys)
Posted 1/3/18 , edited 1/3/18
I am a virgin and plan to remain one so yes I would .
Posted 1/6/18 , edited 1/6/18
What??
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