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Post Reply No spoilers: Can you describe Star Wars movies' basic story plot in one sentence, what would that be?
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Posted 12/21/17 , edited 12/22/17
First 3, Idk man

Episode IV Save the princess kill the giant
Episode V Ironic Tragedy
Episode VI Redemption and Victory

Episode VII ...Sometime find Luke Skywalker?
Episode VIII Still a better love story then Twilight, maybe??
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Episode I: Paradise Lost
Episode II: The Taming of the Shrew
Episode III: Revengence
Episode IV: Farmer's Daughter Lets it All Out
Episode V: Rocky
Episode VI: There Ain't No Nothing No How If You Ain'tn't Caught Friends, y'Know?
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Posted 12/23/17 , edited 12/24/17
EPISODE I: The Ten Commandments
EPISODE II: Julius Caesar
EPISODE III: Romeo & Juliet

EPISODE IV: Hidden Fortress
EPISODE V: Soap Opera
EPISODE VI: The Last Temptation of Christ
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Posted 1/5/18 , edited 1/5/18
I: Amphibians battle evil robots, and some cute kids fall in love.
II: Space Murder and Clones, with extra emo Jedi rage.
III: Space paternity drama, with spooky music and cyborgs.
IV: Space coming of age story with fake moons and laser beams!
V: Canada meets the Jetson's with robot dinosaurs and more cyborgs!
VI: Gangsters, giant worms, snugly bears, and massive explosions; bonus ghosts included!
VII: Sci-fi opera staring space Lara croft, with extra emo Jedi rage!
VIII: ?
XI: ?
Rogue One: Oceans 11 in space, with hilarious android hi-jinks!
Solo: ?
Fett: ?
Obi-wan: ?
Yoda: ?
Jabba: ?
New I: ?
New II: ?
New III: ?

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Posted 1/7/18 , edited 1/7/18
Voyage of the Mary Sues: A Disney tale of femininity and why men are wrong.
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Posted 1/7/18 , edited 3/22/18
A New Hope: good.

The Empire Strikes Back: good

Return of the Jedi: good

The Phantom Menace: disappointing and bad.

Attack of the Clones: bad

Revenge of the Sith: meh

The Force Awakens: bad

Rogue One: good

Last Jedi: meh
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Posted 2/17/18 , edited 2/17/18
I: The midichlorians are over 2000.
II: Count Dooku a bitch
III: "Anakin I have the highground"
Rouge One: Just some filler.
IV: Incest is wincest
V: Snowball fight leads to drug trip in the sky.
Vi: The Rebellion wins?
VII: Syke Mudda fucka
VIII: Leia should've died a good 8 times but shes a cat and has 9 lives.

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Posted 3/19/18 , edited 3/19/18
Bad script, bad acting, lots of money?
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Posted 3/21/18 , edited 3/21/18
All movies: Muh morality.
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Posted 3/22/18 , edited 3/22/18

The Phantom Menace: Naruto, but with awesome race

Attack of the Clones: randomly, clones!

Revenge of the Sith: Cultural revolution!

Rogue One: A new hope!

A New Hope: rise of Gary Stu

The Empire Strikes Back: temptation of Gary Stu

Return of the Jedi: fulfillment of Gary Stu

The Force Awakens: New villain without explanation.

Last Jedi: Gary Stu, a Gary Stu no longer...
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Posted 3/22/18 , edited 3/22/18
Almost none of these are sentences. They're phrases at best.
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Posted 3/22/18 , edited 3/23/18
The skywalker family keeps dragging the galaxy into their problems
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Posted 4/17/18 , edited 4/18/18
Star Wars is about a couple generations of unresolved family issues, punctuated with spaceship battles, sassy robots, and adorable aliens.
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Posted 5/31/18 , edited 6/1/18
EPISODE I: Pod racing, Robots and other stuff
EPISODE II: Clones, teenage whining and a cool Yoda fight
EPISODE III: The rise of Dark Vader

EPISODE IV: Rebellion begins
EPISODE V: AT-ATs vs Snowspeeders the Movie
EPISODE VI: The conclusion

Episode VII: Episode IV take 2
Episode VIII: Wizards in Space
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Posted 10/22/18 , edited 10/23/18
Space Libertarians vs The Government: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love Wookiees
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