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hello people whats up, lol i remember one time i was trying to be a smooth operator talkng to this girl at my local mall and failed to see the wet floor sign need less to say i slipped and split my pants right down the crotch.. its funny to think back on but it was embarrassing at the time.
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The time I wore my pants backwards in high school.
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Well one time I let a friend of mine smoke salvia in my house. To anyone who doesn't know what saliva is it's a hallucinogenic drug that you smoke (or eat I think), and it's pretty potent high that completely warps your perception of reality and lasts for like 5-ish minutes. My friend didn't really have much experience with salvia but really wanted to do it and I thought it would be fun to watch, he'd be in a safe enviroment , and on top of all that it'll only last 10 minutes max...what could go wrong?

I remember that he took the hit, held for a 6-10 seconds and exhaled (it hits you right after you exhale usually). Now for context he was standing up and from what I've seen of others when they take salvia they're usually too fucked up and in their own world to even move a whole much, but my friend was a different story. I took the pipe out of his hand and he starts walking mumbling a little, he heads into my kitchen and then proceeds to bump into my pantry door and laugh. At this point me and my other friend are just laughing sitting on the couch, he continues to walk around my house in almost a drunken stupor,hands held out in front of him with wide almost desperate eyes, and then starts saying, "where's the door?"

Laughing we barely respond," What are you talking about dude?"

He makes his way to my front door and starts jiggling the doorknob. At this point I got up from my couch pretty quickly, walked behind him, put my hand on his shoulder, and told him," You can't go outside dude, stop."

It was too late though, he opened the door and then bolted outside and just ran down the street. Completely stunned I looked over to my other friend who was standing up at this point and just stared at each other for a bit... After hesitating we decided to go chase after him. Running down the street far enough to see him if he were still on the street we looked around to find him but he wasn't anywhere in sight.

" Aww fuck, where is he dude?" I asked my friend.

Silence filled the air and after a couple of seconds he's like, "He could be at his house...I mean he did manage to open your door"

Thankfully he lived not to far from my house like a two minute walk max. We get to his front door and knock. The door cracks open just a little and we see my friend.

We ask him something like, "dude are you okay?"

Skittishly and out of breath he answers, " Yeah, I'm fine...I'm just gonna stay here guys."

"Are you, sure?"

"Yeah"

"Okay..."

Then he closed the door, and we head to my house.

From start of the story to finish it was like 6 minutes, shit was crazy . I later found out the next day that he thought he was in a minecraft world where everything was turning into blocks and started falling. He also thought that we were trying to kill him so he left my house and ran home cause it was the safest place he could think of. I think he laid in bed for like an hour super confused thinking that he was gonna die/wondering when it was all gonna end. Idk if anyone else will find this funny but looking back at it I can't help but laugh so hard at it all.
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Sadly i have too many.
This first one is my number one embarrassing story.
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I was in first grade and I had worn a pink track suit. It was the end of the day of school. We were playing a game called speedy Gonzalez. I was on a roll and won all the rounds. Until I lost to a girl and I had to take her seat. By this time I really had to pee, but didn’t want to miss my turn. Finally right before the next player got to my seat, i couldn’t hold it any longer. (*´ー`*)
Then it was my turn and I won so I was able to move on. I didn’t tell the girl; I didn’t tell the teacher. I kept it to myself i was so embarrassed. So as soon as I got up from the chair, the girl had to sit on the chair where I did.
Next thing you know, girl raises her hand “mrs Reiner, my seat is all wet.”
Everyone looks at me and down my pants ( T_T)\(^-^ )
I was taken to the principal office and they called my parents to pick me up. Even though school was basically almost over. Mom came and brought clothes. When I got home, holy hell I experienced my moms wrath (・Д・) My family still doesn’t let me live that down lol.
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M-chann wrote:

Sadly i have too many.
This first one is my number one embarrassing story.
#1
I was in first grade and I had worn a pink track suit. It was the end of the day of school. We were playing a game called speedy Gonzalez. I was on a roll and won all the rounds. Until I lost to a girl and I had to take her seat. By this time I really had to pee, but didn’t want to miss my turn. Finally right before the next player got to my seat, i couldn’t hold it any longer. (*´ー`*)
Then it was my turn and I won so I was able to move on. I didn’t tell the girl; I didn’t tell the teacher. I kept it to myself i was so embarrassed. So as soon as I got up from the chair, the girl had to sit on the chair where I did.
Next thing you know, girl raises her hand “mrs Reiner, my seat is all wet.”
Everyone looks at me and down my pants ( T_T)\(^-^ )
I was taken to the principal office and they called my parents to pick me up. Even though school was basically almost over. Mom came and brought clothes. When I got home, holy hell I experienced my moms wrath (・Д・) My family still doesn’t let me live that down lol.



great story lol you were doing whatever it took to win lol i know the feeling. id have to say at that age embaressing moment would be i was 8 aand my sister dressed me up in a green prom dress and put make up on me and took pictures ..... the pictures still surface around holidays lol
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Once, when I was like 4, I drove my bike into a lake
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