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Posted 2/27/18 , edited 2/27/18
What is your favorite "How many X does it take to screw in a light bulb?" joke?
I can't think of my favorite, but I'm sure there are good one out there!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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jtjumper wrote:
"How many X does it take to screw in a light bulb?"


Y, because they Z.

...I'll show myself out.




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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because they arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

I know, it's a shitty joke
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Posted 3/13/18 , edited 3/13/18
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100, 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to rotate the house!
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Posted 3/14/18 , edited 3/15/18
How many bimbos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Like I can fit inside one of them myself.

I remember that joke quite well during the Bill Clinton presidency years as he had been having one too many sexual relationships. And to answer that question, it would take a bazillion if the light bulb is bigger than them.
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How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism.

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Posted 3/15/18 , edited 3/15/18
How many SJW does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You cis-genderer conforming binary how dare you assume that the lightbulb has to be screwed in! That lightbulb can be beautiful without being continuously raped by a power socket and forced to resist the electricity!
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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None Obama already changed it but that doesn't stop the Trump supporters from trying to credit Trump with doing it even though he doesn't even know what a light bulb is
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How many pundits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they all just wait for a politician to screw it in, and spend the rest of the day talking about it.
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Posted 3/15/18 , edited 3/15/18

Cato_Sicarius wrote:

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None Obama already changed it but that doesn't stop the Trump supporters from trying to credit Trump with doing it even though he doesn't even know what a light bulb is


So the lightbulb didn't need and we didn't waste money. Good job us!


qwueri wrote:

How many pundits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they all just wait for a politician to screw it in, and spend the rest of the day talking about it.


Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan Evan can we get a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaact check on that Evan!

How many CNN employees does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to take video of the lightbulb, 3 to edit video of the light bulb and make 3d models of the light bulb, 8 hosts to give the light bulb 24 hour coverage with 7 different self proclaimed experts, 4 analysts to make this seem like a serious issue, 20 people to interview people across the USA asking people off the street why Trump isn't changing the lightbulb, 5 people to be in front of the white house about this serious issue, and one janitor to actually change the light bulb.
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Rujikin wrote:


Cato_Sicarius wrote:

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None Obama already changed it but that doesn't stop the Trump supporters from trying to credit Trump with doing it even though he doesn't even know what a light bulb is


So the lightbulb didn't need and we didn't waste money. Good job us!
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Didn't need what?

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

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Posted 4/3/18 , edited 4/3/18
It's like the old saw, "How many forum users does it take to change a lightbulb? Array Index Out of Bounds Error."
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