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britons may now need a porn pass to wank off

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since the UK wants to monitor what folks click on and charge for other things and keep news links out of their possession, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they don't create a "data base" for this sort of thing as well. talk about a lot of unhappy people in the UK. however, since so many are in the clinics (as young as 8) there's going to be some seriously upset people if this does get around to passing. but hey, a porn tax sounds awkward no matter how you try to spin it.


That database already exists. UK ISPs have to keep a record of every website you visit for 12 months (though not the specific page).



I wonder what they consider as porn in the first place, since the definition of porn isn't entirely clear to some people, this is going to get messy I can see it now, riots in the street because they can't look at the boobies! maybe we should alert Dandy and get him on the ball, he'll get that bill canceled too quick! (the point to the silly reply here is to point out how silly this bill truly is, if it's such an epidemic then maybe they should give better attention to the care of addicts than to keep everyone from looking at it, minus those with a pass and in the data bank)


The intention is not to cure addiction, it is more around protecting children from random access to porn. The idea (which is full of holes) is to put all porn images behind a security wall that can only be accessed by providing adult ID (such as a credit card). Unless the bill has changed recently there was no intention to include a mandatory charge but I expect that if providers are able to get the credit card details so easily they are bound to start charging themselves.

Correction: I have just looked at some of that video and seen the bit about buying "passes" at the corner shop. Good grief. Just when I thought our politicians couldn't become any more incompetent.
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MidoriNoTora wrote:
The idea (which is full of holes) is to put all porn images behind a security wall that can only be accessed by providing adult ID (such as a credit card).


What I like about the idea is just how much it underlines how everyone involved with this bill has quite literally no idea how the internet works in any capacity. >.>

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runec wrote:

Well, that's a stupid idea by stupid people with absolutely zero grasp of how the Internet works.



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This is what happens when a women is prime minister, she just doesn't understand.


Cept this bill was introduced by a dude before Theresa May took office.

This is the wanker that doesn't want you wanking:





He looks like that uncle everyone has that no one likes.
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He looks like that uncle everyone has that no one likes.


His chin hangs over his collar like a belly over a belt.
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This really is something huh.
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D4nc3Style wrote:
He looks like that uncle everyone has that no one likes.


https://youtu.be/U_GzGsHSDqY?t=7m22s

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*clutches american flag close*
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RyukoKuroki wrote:
*clutches american flag close*


We're gonna need to see your card.

Posted 6/6/18 , edited 6/7/18

redokami wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NttpSujpWM


so uh, well this may become a thing LOL

thank god im in america , i can look at all the hot furry porn i want, without having to obtain an "pass"



Lol, you think that. But now every republican is going to try to make a porn pass, costing some form of money of course.
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runec wrote:


RyukoKuroki wrote:
*clutches american flag close*


We're gonna need to see your card.



I got your permit right here *pats gun*


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Rujikin wrote:
I got your permit right here *pats gun*


You've either missed the joke or willfully taken it in a weird direction.
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Rujikin wrote:


runec wrote:


RyukoKuroki wrote:
*clutches american flag close*


We're gonna need to see your card.



I got your permit right here *pats gun*




c...can I pat your gun o3o
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Lol, you think that. But now every republican is going to try to make a porn pass, costing some form of money of course.


Imagine the social programs you could fund with all that money
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Zenpai7 wrote:
Lol, you think that. But now every republican is going to try to make a porn pass, costing some form of money of course.


They're way ahead of you. They already declared porn a "public heath crisis" in their 2016 platform and Utah Republicans have been trying to do shit like this for years. Someone in Utah is probably taken notes as we speak.

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