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U.S.A. a Wasteland - Death Toll Now Into The Trillion

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We've all read it, or heard it somewhere. That America is doomed. Well, last night I got confirmation from a very reliable source on the internet that America is no more, and that the Americans' last desperate effort was the whimper of an AR-15, as it fired defensive rounds at the almighty Njord, that bastard Scandinavian mythological cunt, as he flurried through the Navajo desert. That hurricane did not stop at the east coast, but continued inwards where it wrecked havoc until even the mountains was demolished. Trillions of Americans are now missing, presumed dead. The world's greatest country, the world's greatest people, my god, what ever shall we do? This tragic loss will send the rest of the world spiraling into a perpetual state of grief. The internet will seize to function. The world economy will tank. Europe will be swallowed whole by muslims. And China will rule the world through the power of their evil solar panels. Then set Satan and his minions, for America was the anchor of all that was pure. [1], [2], [2].
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Can confirm we all died. Including Canada and Mexico.



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28 / F / In the corner wat...
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RIP Me that lives in Ohio USA.. 0-:3
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26 / M / CAN, ON
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In other news

Russia has released The new I phone
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Posted 9/16/18 , edited 9/17/18
What a pathetic troll attempt.
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I can conform as well that the earth is indeed flat and Australia dose not exist.
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MonoDreams wrote:

What a pathetic troll attempt.


There are deeper and layered plays at work here, that require total conviction in order to be understood, and understood well.


I like to lie here where the children play, by the crumbling wall, beneath thistles and red poppies. I am still a scholar to the children and also to the thistles and the red poppies. They are innocent, even in their spite. But to the sheep I am no longer a scholar, thus my fate wants it – blessed be it! For this is the truth: I have moved out of the house of the scholars, and I slammed the door on my way out. Too long my soul sat hungry at their table; unlike them, I am not trained to approach knowledge as if cracking nuts. I love freedom and the air over fresh earth; and I would rather sleep on ox hides than on their honors and reputations. I am too hot and burned up by my own thoughts; often it steals my breath away. Then I have to go out into the open and away from all dusty chambers. But they sit cool in their cool shade; in all things they want to be mere spectators and they take care not to sit where the sun burns on the steps. Just like those who stand in the street and gape at the people who pass by; thus too they wait and gape at thoughts that others have thought. When grasped they puff out clouds of dust like sacks of flour, involuntarily; but who would guess that their dust comes from grain and from the yellow bliss of summer fields? When they pose as wise, I am chilled by their little proverbs and truths; often there is an odor to their wisdom, as if it came from the swamp, and truly, I have already heard the frog croaking out of it! They are skilled, they have clever fingers; why would my simplicity want to be near their multiplicity? Their fingers know how to do all manner of threading and knotting and weaving, and thus they knit the stockings of the spirit! They are good clockworks, only one has to see to it that they are properly wound! Then they indicate the hour faithfully and make only a modest noise. Like mills and stamps they work; one need only toss them one’s grain – they know how to grind down kernels and make white dust out of them! They are good at spying on, and are not the best at trusting one another. Inventive in petty cleverness they lie in wait for those whose knowledge walks on lame feet – they lie in wait like spiders. I have always seen them prepare poison with caution, and always they donned gloves of glass for their fingers. And they also know how to play with loaded dice; and I found them so ardent in their play that they sweated. We are strangers to one another, and their virtues are even more repugnant to me than their falseness and false dice. And when I dwelled among them, I dwelled over them. For this they bore a grudge against me. They will hear nothing of it that someone strolls over their heads; and so they placed wood and earth and filth between me and their heads. Thus they muffled the sound of my steps; and up till now the ones to hear me least have been the most scholarly. All that is substandard and weakness in humans they laid between themselves and me – “sub-floor” they call it in their houses. But despite this I stroll with my thoughts over their heads; and even if I wanted to stroll atop my own mistakes, I would still be over them and their heads. For human beings are not equal: thus speaks justice. And what I want, they would not be permitted to want!
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...just victims of the in-house drive by....
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I wonder if America knows this... this isn't the first time storms have hit both east and west coasts of the states, it's rare but it has happened. rain fall, floods lower, life goes on. however, for those in these areas that have any rescue training, those who are able to provide skills such as assistance with power and the likes, your help is always appreciated to them, even though they don't show it at the time.
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MrAnimeSK wrote:

I can conform as well that the earth is indeed flat and Australia dose not exist.


not true, australia is just the underbelly of our flat earth
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lol..
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Rujikin wrote:

Can confirm we all died. Including Canada and Mexico.



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Please do tell me that 500 million numerical figure is not referring to NC's population but establishments.
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Posted 9/17/18 , edited 9/18/18
And the moment the us was irriadicated vladimir putin the kgb manipulator hit the eu with illeagal memes of chancellor Merkel on her knees sucking on his 'gas' pipe and her exclaming "you are my daddy". The eu immiadiately proclamed the memes illeagal while aknowladging russias ligitimate claim to poland, estonia and all non nato countries.

On a side note google proclaimed the dragon version of it's popular search engine would become the world wide default. This adds enhansed security features like attaching a cell phone number to every search and blocking harmfull surches on topics like tiemann square, ethnic clensing in tebet and amungst Uighurs. It also proticts you from any mention of historical figures like: the dali lama. We are so blessed to have China in charge of the world economy.
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Posted 9/18/18 , edited 9/18/18

thomascgty wrote:


Rujikin wrote:

Can confirm we all died. Including Canada and Mexico.



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Please do tell me that 500 million numerical figure is not referring to NC's population but establishments.


Pretty sure its a typo and they meant 500 thousand. We dont even have 500 million people in the US.
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