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If you get a girlfriend, what is your next goal?

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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/22/18
Suppose that somehow, through events involving duct tape, a cantaloupe, a gun-wielding priest, and a runaway goat, you managed to obtain a girlfriend (or boyfriend). What is your next goal and course of action?

Also, don't ask if this relates my current situation. The less said, the better.
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/12/18
So is the priest duct taped to the goat or the cantaloupe?
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/12/18
well obviously, you get rid of the priest first

and there's much more gentle things to tie you girly up with than duct tape, if she really wants you to go there
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/12/18
Well, from what I understand, after you have a girlfriend, money magically begins to disappear. You're next goal should probably have something do with not being completely broke.
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/12/18
I guess I would arrange a meet and greet with her husband.
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/12/18
Sex. Whether it's with the girlfriend, the cantaloupe, or the goat remains to be determined.
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/12/18

jtjumper wrote:
Suppose that somehow, through events involving duct tape, a cantaloupe, a gun-wielding priest, and a runaway goat, you managed to obtain a girlfriend. What is your next goal and course of action?


Given the events you put forth? Hiring a defense lawyer. -.-

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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/13/18
Love and respect her. If she doesn't do the same for you, it's not worth it.
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/13/18
have the priest marry the goat to the cantaloupe and while he is performing the ceremony run for your life...

P.S. leave the girlfriend behind, she will just slow you down
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/13/18

qwueri wrote:

Sex. Whether it's with the girlfriend, the cantaloupe, or the goat remains to be determined.


Sounds like a boring animated harem anime
Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/13/18
a boyfriend
not the priest, im not into older men
but if virginal young priest it's fine

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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/13/18
Dress her up in cosplay and brush her hair.
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Posted 10/12/18 , edited 10/13/18

qwueri wrote:

Sex. Whether it's with the girlfriend, the cantaloupe, or the goat remains to be determined.


But what if it's with all the three?
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Posted 10/13/18 , edited 10/13/18

MonoDreams wrote:


qwueri wrote:

Sex. Whether it's with the girlfriend, the cantaloupe, or the goat remains to be determined.


But what if it's with all the three?


Aim for the moon and hit the stars
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Posted 10/13/18 , edited 10/13/18
Obviously you should perfect the Fusion Technique. It will give your world a whole new perspective.
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