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So... You wanna launder some money I see. Well how would you do it?

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Posted 5/22/20 , edited 5/23/20
omg......

I just realized now....... laundering, laundromat, Laundry





I guess I just never really thought about it after all these years... how could I have been so blinded

Posted 5/23/20 , edited 5/23/20
I really don't know. I've never had to fight for survival or food, and I don't have a love for $$$ so I never get involved in shady businesses.

I do know a little about money laundering though, since I used to work for a foreign currency exchange company. These days due to law requirements, your info is always being stored if you do a transaction with a large sum of money, so the first thing I would do is to fake an identity. Then go from there.
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Posted 5/23/20 , edited 5/23/20
If the revenue of my companies are lower or higher than the median statistically expected for their size over the course of t years, alarms will go off, and Skatteetaten and possibly even Kripos will be involved. If they find me guilty of tampering I will be charged with treason, since Norwegian citizens and companies are per definition the country's economy, and tampering with it affects everything and everyone. So, no, I don't go there.

I have accidentally washed 100,- NOK, though.
Posted 5/23/20 , edited 5/23/20
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Posted 5/23/20 , edited 5/23/20
So one of my friends used to be a pretty large drug dealer and his suppliers laundered money through being a music festival vendor. So I'd probably do that.
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Posted 5/23/20 , edited 5/23/20

Potentsaliva wrote:

So one of my friends used to be a pretty large drug dealer and his suppliers laundered money through being a music festival vendor. So I'd probably do that.


Well too late for the social gatherings
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Posted 5/23/20 , edited 5/23/20
you might want to invest in a personal dryer and not do this in a public area, a lot of these places are installing cameras... don't need the evidence that easy to find. but off shore accounts, stock market and dummy accounts (forget what those are called) are the most common places to put money and stir it around.
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