Best Pick-Up Lines/Worst
8532 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
30 / F
Posted 7/26/07 , edited 7/27/07
So i do know a few, i got from a site and from my knowledge

Someone farted, lets get outta here.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

Ican't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

just to get you started
Posted 7/26/07 , edited 7/27/07
this is damned to an eternity in thread research before posting.
10907 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
M / Under someone bed!
Posted 7/26/07 , edited 7/27/07
18981 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Posted 7/26/07 , edited 7/27/07
You must be logged in to post.