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Post Reply The most annoying/cunning kinds of Chainletters?
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30 / M / Here
Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
This one is fairly old and it comes from a video comment here on CR:

In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river (is this some sort of Jesus act walking over the water :S I'm sure they mean walking down a riverSIDE), an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her(this doesn't contribute to the murdering part and WTF NECROPHELIA.... :S), and then hanging her in his closet. While he HUNG (unless they mean lynching :S) her IN THE CLOSET he said "Bukakke Bukkake"(mind the ""). Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night WHEN you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging THERE with her glowing red eyes. (red glowing eyes would make more sense, because I didn´t think one could have red eyes. :S)

Sorry for all the comments in between I just like to correct chain messages.
This is one year old...

And no you will not die if you don´t pass this on...

I now the comments are as crappy as the general chain message but I reply to messages the same way they are written XD
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29 / M / Philippines (some...
Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
hahaha thats nothing compared to chain letters that actually threatens the life of your parents!!(especially my mother) That is the most loaded with crap chain message that made me fall for their friggin trick..

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Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
Anti Chain Message Act of 2008

Thank you for supporting this campaign.
Let's stop this madness of chain messages.
Send this to 500 people within 2 seconds in your contacts list to stop chain messages.

Failure to do so, Micheal Jackson will rape you in your dreams for 10 years..

My friend didn't believe this, now he's an insomniac..

ahhahaha whatever.. XD just fooling around here...

But seriously I wouldn't want such nightmare...
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29 / F / Lelouch's bed
Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
i would say the one that curse my mum.something like paste the text if not your mum will die in the next 4 hours.i never bother to read.whenever i glimpse through the comments i just skip the chainletter as if it's not there.i dont even want to look at will be like playing right into the person's hand
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31 / F / come find meh~ :3
Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
Okie the one that mosts annoys me is the one where it says your mom will die the next day or something....=.=

I usually stop reading a post or comment once it says" IM SO SORRY....or POST this" so i dont read allot of them XD;
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Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08

piecebypiece007 wrote:

Anti Chain Message Act of 2008

Thank you for supporting this campaign.
Let's stop this madness of chain messages.
Send this to 500 people within 2 seconds in your contacts list to stop chain messages.

Failure to do so, Micheal Jackson will rape you in your dreams for 10 years..

My friend didn't believe this, now he's an insomniac..

ahhahaha whatever.. XD just fooling around here...

But seriously I wouldn't want such nightmare...

hahaha. Imagine doing an anti-chain message campaign by chain e-mailing!! Woots!! the irony of the situation. And michael jackson will rape me in my dreams?Goodness, I hope i have better things to dream about then him.

thanks for sharing this one piecebypiece007. One of the most ridiculous ones I've seen so far. Funny though =D
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Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
Ya know, I willingly read chain letters that say I will die or I will have bad luck or I will be injured and I go "Bring it on."

I normally don't get chain letters in my mail or what not though. I just see them on CR and stuff.
Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
Every vids site have chainletters..

I think of all the chainletters i have reed , i think i got
- over 50 years with Love problem
s, Bad luck and that kind
- over 30 people have visit my bed ( like demons , trying to kill me )
- Someone in my family have died over 40 times
- I would be dead over 30 times
So yeah... Why couldn't be chain lettes like :

" If you read this, i will die because you were reading the chainletter.
Post this 62 times and you will die instead of me ! You got 102 min on you , GOOD LUCK! " ( That would be more like a Suicide chainletter o.O lol . )
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Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
Oh, man, I saw this chain letter on Facebook that I know for certain probably fooled as many people that were fooled by the shinji chain letter here on CR!! 0.0;; (Btw, I got that about 20 times...argh!!) Anyway, all I know is the first time I saw it, I was all like "what the freak??"

Here it is:

"Hi, my name is Amy Bruce.

I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large
tumour in my brain, from repeated beatings Doctors say I will
die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills.
The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time
This message is sent on.
For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for
those who don't send it, what goes around comes around.
Have a Heart, please send this.
Please, if you are a kind person, send this on.

[email protected]

Okay. Now, there were numerous things wrong with this letter: A) the Make A Wish foundation could not POSSIBLY track all the times this message was sent. The numbers would be astronomical and even the most powerful tracker could not track the number of sad brainless cases who would send this on. B ) If they could, it would be impossible to keep correct tabs because of backsending and the letter reaching the same person multiple times (I got it about 5 times). C) This girl's condition is SO unbelievable (at least to me). D) If this girl really WAS in this shape, she would be in the hospital, regardless of her parents' financial issues, or would be bed-ridden, in both cases she would not have access to a computer in order to write this almost-tragic sob story. Nor would she be well enough to write it. E) No seven-year old I know has that kind of grammar! It's almost perfect except for a few run-ons and some missed punctuation. The spelling is pretty much spot on, making it more believable than most chain letters where the spelling's all butchered and whatnot.

Bottom line: Coaxing people into sending a chain letter by playing with their sense of compassion - could that be any more pathetic?? Gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

And those so-called "friendship" ones...? I'm even starting to see cutsey ones with teddy bears and flowers and little fan drawings of these big-eyed anime-type characters. There's one for everyone now!! So, what, so if I don't send back some dumb chain letter, I'm not a good friend? That's the LAST thing I want to be judged by. If that's how "friends" are defined these days, I don't need any!!! DX My message to those folks is: "If you go around life judging people by how many friendship chain letters you get back, you aren't a very good friend are you? Life DOES exist outside of the internet! Go and find one please!!" If that makes me sound rude, insensitive or even hypocritical, then so be it.

By the way, I am proud to say that I have not sent a single chain letter in my life. ^_^ They annoy me to no end. Someone on the first page said that they always just delete them, but they wish they could burn them. I agree with those sentiments exactly.
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Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
i hate msn chainmails where they tell you you have to give this message to a lot of people or you gotta pay for msn, not really bad but it's so common, i get a million of these everyday =_=
Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
Oh god Chainletters are just frickin unbearable! Seriously there are so many stupid STUPID people out there... I hate those types of chainletters where its like,

"Either send this to 10000000000000 other people or else a one-legged psycho human-eating monster will come in your room at 10:00pm tomorrow night and nibble the flesh from your bones,"

Get the f*ck outta here!! PA-LEASE!
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30 / M / here.... I think
Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
Hehe, I like not responding to the chains and death threat letters JUST to see if they work. Fighting off the guy with the knife trying to kill me would be GREATLY entertaining. Unfortunately, to this day, none of them have ever come true. What a shame, maybe the internet isn't magical after all.
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Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/8/08
Sorry this is so long...

I have a LOT that are really annoying, they're mostly those ones saying "you have opened this so you will die!" or something similar.

This one isn't annoying, but it's stupid and pointless.

>> >This will
>>help you get over the Hump Day problems of Wednesday.
>> >In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of
>> >Fruits on it.
>> >They are:
>> >A. Apple
>> >B. Banana
>> >C. Strawberry
>> >D. Peach
>> >E. Orange
>> >Which fruit will you choose? Please think carefully and do not
>> >rush into it.
>> >This is great, and I was astounded as to it's accuracy!
>> >Your choice will reveal an awful lot about you!
>> >For test results: Please SCROLL DOWN
>> >If you have chosen:
>> >A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples.
>> >B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas.
>> >C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries.
>> >D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches.
>> >E. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges.
>> >I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself.
>> >May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.
>> >Also I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick my butt!
>> >Well, You won't find me....because I am still hunting down the nut who Sent this to me...
>> >Have a Purrrr-fect Day!
>> >And I hope your up coming weekend is one big Blast !
>> >Have A Great Day!

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Who received the chain mail that said MSN was going to charge for it's accesses? LOL. It even had evidence ):

LOL I got that one a lot. The "evidence" was real, but I read it and it actually says that you only have to pay to use special features or something, the basic stuff stays free.

This one is just stupid. Read the bold parts. I removed the *s from the part you had to "scroll down and make a wish" in. <_<

> > >>>> Ok guys, this truly is freaky, the
> > >>>> Phone literally rang as soon as I read
> > >>>> The last word of this email!!!!!
> > >>>> I am taking the bait -
> > >>>> What do I have to lose right?
> > >>>> Hope it works!
> > >>>> Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
> > >>>> Right After You Do This.
> > >>>> Just read the little stories and
> > >>>> Think of a wish as you scroll all
> > >>>> The way to the bottom. There is
> > >>>> A message there - then make your
> > >>>> Wish.
> > >>>> No attachment on this one.
> > >>>> Stories
> > >>>> I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
> > >>>> The army, because he'd been having
> > >>>> Problems with his heart and right
>>>> Leg. It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
> > >>>> My wish. At 3: 07 PM. (14 minutes
> > >>>> Later), the doorbell rang, and
> > >>>> There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
> > >>>> I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
> > >>>> Having trouble in my job and on the
> > >>>> Verge of quitting. I made a simple
>>>> Wish that my boss would get a new
> > >>>> Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
> > >>>> There was an announcement that he
> > >>>> Was promoted and was leaving for
> >>>> Another city. Believe me...this
> > >>>> Really works!!!
> > >>>> My name is Ann and I am 45 years
> > >>>> Of age. I had always been single
>>>> And had been hoping to get into a
> > >>>> Nice, loving relationship for many
> > >>>> Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this
> > >>>>email)
> > >>>> I wished that a quality person would
>>>> F inally come into my life. That was at
> > >>>> 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
> > >>>> A FedEx delivery man came into my
> > >>>> Office.He was cute, polite and
> > >>>> Could not stop smiling at me. He
> > >>>> Started coming back almost everyday < BR>(even without packages)
> > >>>>and asked me
>>>> Out a week later . We married 6
> >>>> Months later and now have been
> > >>>> Happily married for 2 years.
> > >>>> What a great email it was!!
> > >>>> Just scroll down to the end, but
> > >>>> While you do, think of a wish.
> > >>>> Make your wish when you have completed
> > >>>> Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
> > >>>> Number of minutes it will take for your
> > >>>> Wish to come true. are 25 years
> > >>>> Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
> > >>>> To come true).
> > >>>> However, if you don't send this to
> > >>>> People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
> > >>>> Luck for years!!
> >>>> Go for it!!!
> > >>>> SCROLL DOWN!!!!
> > >>>> STOP!!!
> > >>>> Congratulations!!! Your wish will
> > >>>> Now come true in your age minutes.
> > >>>> Now follow this
> > >>>> Can be very rewarding!!!!
> > >>>> If you send this to 10 more
> > >>>> People, other than the 5 that you
> > >>>> Already have to send to, something
> > >>>> Ma jor that you've been wanting
> > >>>> Will happen.
> > >>>> Message: This is scary!
> > >>>> The phone will ring right after
> > >>>> You do this
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Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/9/08
Let's just hope those morons won't go on this forum and steal these chains and start spreading them all over again.

That would just suck.
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Posted 1/8/08 , edited 1/9/08
I too, do not believe in the magic of chain letters.
Yeah, I must've died a bazillion times if those chain letters actually contained anything!! All that's attached to those emails are words.
I also really hate those things that people put in vid comments and gbs and stuff where it's like "sorry but I love my mom PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS oh NOW ITS TOO LATE YOU HAVE TO POST THIS IN FOUR VIDS WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE HOURS OR ELSE YOUR MOM WILL DIE" or something. DRIVES ME CRAZY. [if you really loved your mom, you would not spend time re-posting stupid comments on vids and help her with the dishes or something!]
I also hate the ones that go something like:

its amazing when strangers become friends,but its sad when friends become strangers...i never want 2 lose you as a friend...send this 2 all ur friends ... including me(if you dont want to lose me!)i didnt start this!


"Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved 1-3 u r a bad friend 4-6 u r a ok friend 7-9 u r a good friend 10-& ^ u r a great friend"



roll down

Every night , someone thinks about you before

they go to sleep,

At least fifteen people in this world love you.

The only reason someone would ever
hate you is because they want to be
just like you

There are at least two people in this world that
would die for you

You mean the world to someone.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever,

something good comes from


When you think the world has turned its back on

you, take a look.

Always remember the compliments you've received.

Forget the rude remarks.

So if you are a loving friend, send this to

everyone on your list


the person that sent it

to you. You have just




midnight your true love will realize they like


Something good will happen to you between one and

four o'clock pm


it could be anywere . Get ready for thebiggest

shock in your life

If you break this chain YOU will be cursed with

relationship problems


the next ten years . Send this to fifteen people

in fifteen minutes





drives me insane.

Did I mention that those tibetan quiz ones are also extremely annoying??
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