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When God made you, he was showing off.
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Are you off work tomorrow?
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Sorry I'd help but I'm in precal lol
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20 / M / Everywhere
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I'm coming home I have a headache
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43 / M / California
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Have you seen Batmans wang??
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Sorry gonna take a nap.
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Posted 10/18/18 , edited 10/19/18
You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!
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It might just need a battery but I can’t even get it opened
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You're a disappointment.

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Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
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If you want to see a dead raccoon, just look at a picture o Trump's hair.
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Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
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