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26 / F / The Sea of Love....
Posted 7/6/08 , edited 7/7/08
Just say your favorite qoutes from Spongebob. Here is a good one.

"Or worse! You could be canned Tuna!"
"With only the smell of mayo..."
*Gasp* "No..."

Mr. Crabs and Spongebob from the Ep Hooked
Posted 7/25/08 , edited 7/26/08
yea im not shure
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23 / F / here...on earth.....
Posted 8/6/08 , edited 8/6/08
"i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready" hehe XD
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25 / F
Posted 8/26/08 , edited 8/26/08
squidward- this is idiotic!!
krabs- dance or yer fired¬¬

from the episode 'the new leaf'
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25 / F
Posted 8/29/08 , edited 8/29/08
gots another 1^^
patricks mum "he lives in a fruit?" 0_o
patricks dad "thats unhealthy"

from the episode... erm, cant remember :\, the 1 where patricks mum n dad r commin to visit
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23 / M / somewhere
Posted 9/12/08 , edited 9/13/08
i' ve got one:

Spongebob: Hey patrick are you mad too!
Patrick: YES!
Spongebob: why!
Patrick: I cant see my forehead!
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25 / F
Posted 9/19/08 , edited 9/19/08
hehe, thats a good 1.. how abouts
'do you smell it? That smell... a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell, that smells...... smelly' o_0
Posted 10/11/08 , edited 10/11/08
thats not my wallet,
what? but i just saw you drop it, here!
but its not my wallet
(sigh) is this yer ID?
then you must be, patrick star,
an i found this ID in this wallet, an if thats the case, this must be, your wallet!
makes sense to me
then take it
but its not my wallet!
(i love that episode^^)
hello friend! its seems yer having a hard time with that package, i- *drops box on his foot*
oops, sorry, let me try that again,*picks up box*
hello i-*drops box*
AHHHHHH!!!!! blast it! whats in this box??!!!
my wallets
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23 / F / Qatar
Posted 10/11/08 , edited 10/11/08
good one

"I'm a goofy goober YAY""he's a goofy goober YAY""your a goofy goober YAY"♫♪

this is from the movie XD
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M / 82° 66' N 115°...
Posted 1/8/09 , edited 1/9/09
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
Posted 4/11/09 , edited 4/11/09
from the episode "something smells"

patrick: its called the ugly barnicle. once there was an ugly barnicle, he was SO UGLY that everyone died. the end.
Posted 6/10/09 , edited 6/10/09
oh and i got another one!! from the episode "survival of the idiots"

patrick: who you calling pinhead?
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18 / F / under yo' bed, chica
Posted 12/30/10 , edited 12/30/10
Spongebob: "Bring it around town!"

I got plenty:

Spongebob: "I'm ready! I'm ready!"
Spongebob: "Bring it around town!"
Spongebob: "Oh, barnacles!"
Spongebob: "Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!"
Spongebob: "Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!"
Spongebob: "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
Spongebob: "I anything can't do right since because pickles!"
Spongebob: "Can't have dirty garbage!"
Spongebob: "No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!"
Spongebob: "You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!"
Spongebob: "Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"
Spongebob: "My lips are a little dry..."
Spongebob: "Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun."
Spongebob: "Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon?"
Spongebob: "Squidward this is great. Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us."
Spongebob: "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
Spongebob: "And now, giant piles of bubble gum?? what next???"
Spongebob: "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok."
Spongebob: "Ahhh! Help, Gary! Prince of Neptune! I closed the window on my head!"
Spongebob: "SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?"
Spongebob: "Moss always points to civilization."
Spongebob: "Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!"
Spongebob: "Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!"

Squidward: "This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color."
Squidward: "Oh! I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day!"
Squidward: "Next I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!"
Squidward: "That's it, I'm getting off the loony express."

Mr. Krabs: "That's no reason to go ripping people's heads off, boy."
Mr. Krabs: "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly."
Mr. Krabs: "The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him."
Mr. Krabs: "Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!"

Patrick: "I know a lot about head injuries...belieeeve me!"
Patrick: "Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are (as he drools)."
Patrick: "Rectangles!"
Patrick: "MY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
Patrick: "I can't see my forehead!"
Patrick: "I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!"
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
Patrick: "Stupid inflatable pants!"
Patrick: *Sandy's song ends* "Do you think she knows the muffin man song?"
Patrick: "You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."
Patrick: "My ice cream! It's alive!"
Patrick: *Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant* "Hehehe! It's a giraffe!"
Patrick: "We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food."
Patrick: *with candy on his mouth* "All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?" *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* "I mean it!"

Sandy: "Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreadin' like one!"
Pearl: *sob* "He washed my flipper!"
Plankton: "That naive cube!"
Plankton: "That's it Mister! You just lost your brain privileges!"
Plankton: "Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!"
Sandy: "You're nuttin' but pure evil, just like the newspaper comics!"
Announcer at the Frycook Games: "Toasted Almonds? That's unexpected!"
Random Fish Kid: "I had 4 biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had 3!"


Spongebob: "I've got the pieces!"
Patrick: "I've got the air!"

Plankton: "Do you know what I'd really like for my birthday?"
Spongebob: "A booster seat?"
Plankton: "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I"

Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Random Guy: "No."
*Few seconds later*
Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"
Same Guy: "NO!!"

Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Fire Hydrant: " "
Patrick: "That's ok, take your time."

Squidward: "Has anyone ever played an instrument before?"
*Patrick's hand goes up*
Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
*Patrick's hand goes up again*
Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."
*Patrick's hand goes down*

Spongebob: "I won't stop for a little...EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!! AHHH!!"
Mrs. Puff: "Looks like that got rid of him!"

Random person on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick!
Another random person: Hello is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO this is Patrick
Another random person: Hello is this the Krusty Krab?

Squidward is playing his clarinet (so it sounds really loud and horrible) when there is a knock at the door, he answers it, and there is a doctor standing there.
Doctor: "Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises..."
Squidward: *SLAM* (door closes)

Squidward: "People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?"
Plankton: "CORRECT!!!"

Spongebob: "Look at all that warm, toasty fur."
Patrick: "It's like a gold mine ...but with fur."
Posted 6/1/11 , edited 6/1/11
Person 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick
(Big pink loser-this is the best spongebob moment ever!!)
Posted 6/1/11 , edited 6/1/11
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
*Patrick raises his hand*
Squidward: Horse radish isn't an instrument either.
*Patrick puts his hand down*
How I love that episode!

Same episode!

Spongebob: Is this the part where we start kicking?
Squidward: No, Spongebob, that's a chorus line.
Patrick: Kicking?! Oh, I wanna do some kicking! *kicks Sandy*
Sandy: Why, you...
Couple minutes later.............................................
Patrick: Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

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