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Posted 7/8/11 , edited 7/8/11
"is mayonaise an instrument?"

"squidward, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be ok."

"sandy: don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
patrick: not untill four."

"hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"


"do instruments of torture count?"

"spongebob: hey patrick, I thought of something funnier then 24.
patrick: let me hear it.
spongebob: -giggle- 25."

"the guy who got stung my big lenny: and now it only hurts when you touch it -patrick touches- oww!
patrick: touch.

"open sesame!
well I've done all I could do."

"cuz' you and me, we're like brothers, only closer."

"it was his hat mr krabs! he was number one!"

And there are so much moar!
Posted 12/29/11 , edited 12/29/11
Spongebob: Shave me down, make me round!
From the Halloween special!
Posted 12/29/11 , edited 12/29/11
Patrick: I like your hat!
Spongebob: That ain't a hat, thats my brain!
From the Halloween special.
Posted 12/30/11 , edited 12/30/11
Spongebob: Curiosity salted the snail!
Spongebob: Mind your wandering eyes you little mollusk!

Both from Sleepy Time!

Patrick: Snail Tails? I thought the book was called Meow Meow Meow.

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Posted 2/24/12 , edited 2/25/12
Patrick: Where's the leak mam'

Flying Dutchman: What a night. Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablazed with fear!
Flying Dutchman: Awoooooooooo!
SpongeBob: [laughing] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Patrick: Leedleedleedleedlee
Flying Dutchman: Awoooooooooo!
SpongeBob: [laughing] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Patrick: Leedleedleedleedlee
Flying Dutchman: Aa.....
Flying Dutchman: Aa.....
Spongebob and Flying Dutchman look at Patrick Flying Dutchman: Eh.Tha'll do.
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