Chuck Norris jokes
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You wanna know why the holocaust started?
Chuck Norris went back in time and asked Hitler "What would you do for a Klandike bar?"
Chuck Norris is so tight he went back in time and taught himself how to fight.
Chuck Norris is so tight he doesn't have a private plane he has a private airport.
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