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10 funny things to do when your bored in school
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Posted 8/23/08 , edited 8/23/08

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1. Put a condom on each desk - 1 per classmate - then put the box and remaining condoms on your teachers desk. Write on the board, "Just a little something I thought you might all enjoy."
2. Stand up in the middle of class and scream, "Dammit I want my brown pants!"
3. Stand in the hall with a water gun and shoot the people who pass you at random while mumbling, "One down, so many more to go."
4. Perform interpretive dance in the middle of the library.
5. Hold impromptu heavy metal/rock concerts in the middle of the cafeteria.
6. Put chairs in front of all the bathroom doors with signs that read, "Out of order. Enter at your own risk. Something has gone terribly wrong with the sewage system."
7. Steal all of your teachers' markers, chalk, rulers, erasers, and other board paraphernalia. Write a ransom note with the demands of $1,000,000,000 and being made principal.
8. Run around campus screaming "The flying monkeys are coming! The flying monkeys are coming!"
9. Steal a grocery cart, fill it with textbooks, walk through the school with it. Throw a textbook at everyone you see while screaming at them, "LEARN DAMMIT LEARN!"
10. Walk around with your underwear outside of your pants. And (if you be a girl) your bra on the outside of your shirt.


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Posted 8/23/08 , edited 8/23/08
lol you ppl made up funny things
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lol you ppl made up funny things


I made up nothing.
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most of mine were true...except for one...
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Light Things on Fire. Light match boxes on fire, light bins on fire, light concrete on fire (with the help of deodorant). Make flame throwers with deodorant.

lots of things you can do with fire.

Do it outdoors though
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1 curse your professor..
2 criticize your classmates/schoolmates..
3 cheat during exams..
4 sleep during classes..
5 vandalism..
6 destroy school properties..
7 talk to your seatmate while the professor is teaching..
8 interrupt the class..and get their attention..
9 tease your seatmate until he/she cries..
10 draw on your notes..

so so mean!..
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1 write on the new desks even though u know you'll get in trouble for it
2 zzzzz
3 dress up as the joker and run through the halls yelling "BATMAN'S AFTER ME!!!!'
4 high five random people
5 throw spit wads at people on the other side of the room
6 make fart noise when it's quiet in class
7 trip people when the halls are crowded
8 DANCE
9 wack people with your shoe
10 have a kung fu battle in the middle of the hall
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1. die
2. turn into a zombie
3. eat human flesh
4. get a headshot from a shotgun
5. die again
6. go to heaven
7. go to hell
8. go to purgatory
9. go back to earth and get reincarnated into an insect.
10. repeat 1-9
Posted 8/23/08 , edited 8/24/08

saiyukilover wrote:

1. Put a condom on each desk - 1 per classmate - then put the box and remaining condoms on your teachers desk. Write on the board, "Just a little something I thought you might all enjoy."
2. Stand up in the middle of class and scream, "Dammit I want my brown pants!"
3. Stand in the hall with a water gun and shoot the people who pass you at random while mumbling, "One down, so many more to go."
4. Perform interpretive dance in the middle of the library.
5. Hold impromptu heavy metal/rock concerts in the middle of the cafeteria.
6. Put chairs in front of all the bathroom doors with signs that read, "Out of order. Enter at your own risk. Something has gone terribly wrong with the sewage system."
7. Steal all of your teachers' markers, chalk, rulers, erasers, and other board paraphernalia. Write a ransom note with the demands of $1,000,000,000 and being made principal.
8. Run around campus screaming "The flying monkeys are coming! The flying monkeys are coming!"
9. Steal a grocery cart, fill it with textbooks, walk through the school with it. Throw a textbook at everyone you see while screaming at them, "LEARN DAMMIT LEARN!"
10. Walk around with your underwear outside of your pants. And (regardless of gender) your bra on the outside of your shirt.


7&9
haha i loled
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1. write doodlez of Bobby...
2. Call our class president Nestle....
3. laugh for no reason...
4. think of something that would make me laugh...
5. make fun of our fattest classmate..
6. write notes about my life and wat i want to do...
7. play MASH
8. tell my classmates how cool it would be to act like James Bond on when the school is on Fire... haha...
9. tell my classmates how funny it is when i meet with Jet Li and Jackie Chan!(not yet happened)
10. do everything above^
Posted 8/23/08 , edited 8/24/08
1. Go to school with a rat on your shoulder, wave and say hello to people.

2. Put a very realistic fake spider on your shoulder, when people point out you have a spider there, roll on the floor and scream for 10 minutes straight.

3. Put two completely blown up balloons down your top, and tell your friends in a meek voice that you "had grown"

4. Go to school in your pyjamas, with your hair a mess, thEn when people give you a WEIRD look simply snap "I told Mom I didn't want to get up but nooooo"

5.Put on a realistic looking fake mustache (if you're a girl) and when people scream go in a really disapointed voice "so it is noticeable"

6.Go really loudly in the middle of class "I NEED TO POO!...oh wait...there it is...never mind" then smile a wide smile (works better if the class is silent, and if your teacher has a sense of humour)

7. If you see someone with a popsicle or an ice cream, go stand very close to them, and stare at it, then suddenly lick it and run away.

8. Come to school with peanut butter or something all over your teeth and face, and smile at people when they stare.

9. In class ask if you can go to the toilet, soak yourself in water then go back into class, make sure to take forever in the bathroom, then when the teachers asks for an explanation, in a really pissed off voice go "I FELL IN OKAY!"

10. Go to school with a condom filled with conditioner hanging from your pants, acting like you don't know its there, say in a really loud voice to your friends "I JUST HAD THE WILDEST TIME!"



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Learn how to draw graffiti
Smoke weed at lunch
Stare at girls tits
Beatbox
Modify pictures in textbooks
Try to figure out what kinda panties a girl is wearing/trying to see their thong

woo realism...
Posted 8/23/08 , edited 8/24/08

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Learn how to draw graffiti
Smoke weed at lunch
Stare at girls tits

woo realism...


hmmmmm...i have to say those have been like the most honest answers....lol in my case it would be gossip and like looking for cute guys....

btw love the avi...somehow reminds me of the riddler
Posted 8/23/08 , edited 8/24/08
when i get bored i daydream alot. usually about that make me laugh or smile.
so here i am during a lecture or test and i just start to randoming laugh. it makes me look like an ass.
then, i think about how dumb i look just cracking up out of the blue and it makes me laugh more.

damn, i'm weird.
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kino_neko wrote:


FlavorAmazing wrote:

Learn how to draw graffiti
Smoke weed at lunch
Stare at girls tits

woo realism...


hmmmmm...i have to say those have been like the most honest answers....lol in my case it would be gossip and like looking for cute guys....

btw love the avi...somehow reminds me of the riddler


Its an Interrobang, a combination of the interrogation mark and an exclamation point...


Now that I think about it, I still have a crystal clear image of the ass and titties of the girls in my high school class despite not being around them anymore.
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