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A Joke Or Some Prank
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Posted 1/22/12 , edited 1/23/12
aha omg.
this one prank i pulled on two people in the house.
heres the video.
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Posted 1/22/12 , edited 1/23/12

xentile wrote:

The priest in a small Irish village loved the and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the went missing!

The priest knew that fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ?

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up

lol s.m.h
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Posted 1/22/12 , edited 1/23/12
Posted 1/23/12 , edited 1/23/12

c4nnibalism wrote:

aha omg.
this one prank i pulled on two people in the house.
heres the video.

Not funny till he fell in the end.
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Posted 2/19/12 , edited 2/19/12

Gorfog wrote:

Put saran wrap on a toilet. If people do not pay attention, then they will hit to plastic wrap and make a mess.

T_T if you only pit it on the toilet seat it works on women more often since guys put the seat up to piss
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Posted 2/19/12 , edited 2/20/12
Recently I replaced my mum's mattress with a trampoline. She hit the roof when he found out.

I saw a sign the other that said "Theft in multi-storey car park." I thought that's wrong on so many levels.

The other day in the park I was thinking why does a frisbee look bigger the closer it gets? And then it hit me.

Me and my best friend have matching reclining chairs. We go way back.

An ice cream salesman was reported dead covered in sprinkles and chocolate sauce. Apparently he topped himself.

The owner of a kebab shop died recently and was buried with all his equipment. He'll be spinning in his grave.

A bloke said to me "I just spilt my scrabble set on the road." I said "What's the word on the street?"

I went to a football match in Japan and they started doing martial arts. Apparently there was two minutes ninjery time.

I saw two guys fighting over some bread and I said "Come on, break it up."

The other day I saw a car that was releasing eggs out of it's engine. It was a hatchback.

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what ... Never again.

I saw a guy trying to chat up a cheetah. I thought "he's trying to pull a fast one."

This guy started throwing words at me beginning with "th". I managed to dodge this, there and then, but I didn't see that coming.

A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam-train. When it happened he was chuffed to bits.

I rang up my local post office. I said "is that the local post office?" He said "it depends where you are calling from."

I saw a sign in a shop window that said "TV for sale. Only £100. Volume stuck on full." I thought I can't turn that down.

During the war my grandfather couldn't stop scribbling. He got hit by the doodlebug.

I went to an ice cream parlour and asked for an ice cream. He said "hundreds and thousands?" I said "we'll start with one."

My friend drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought' - I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.

I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.
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30 / F / pLaNeT eArTh???
Posted 2/19/12 , edited 2/20/12
Every 5 years or since my parents hit 40 I randomly pick a day and decorate their room with over-the-hill stuff. I go all out with signs, foot in the grave signs, mugs...

My Mom is 3 years older than my Dad so he helped me the first time..the look on her face...And then I got him later.

But last year my Mom turned 50 and everyone was waiting for me to do something...Yeesh I'm not evil (lie) and I don't know how the whole family found out about what I eventually I got her a mug that said 50...and when she put coffee in it, it says "It took a long time to look this good...a long. time." lol Since she only looks about 30-35 on a bad day I don't feel bad making fun of her age..Drast her veganness!

I'm too aware of her age to really get into doing something now...she's always talking about how she's physically old and can die. T_T Can you not mention that to me? I can't really get into the zest of my routine prank..she got me all paranoid.

I painted my brother's fingernail polish in his sleep...I kicked him in his back when he was sleep and said he was having a nightmare and this evil gravely voice that totally gave me away ..I still claim 4 years later it was a nightmare.

I don't try to do pranks...because they come back to haunt you..I always only do one prank..and expect retribution...The adrenaline from being on edge of an expected prank is fun ^^ gotta love family.

Ah...I have so many..maybe next time I'll post how I "killed" my brother and no body called the cops...Priceless moments.
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