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26 / M / United States
Posted 10/22/08 , edited 10/22/08

Know your place
~ Moka from Rosario to vampire
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My favorite lines from bleach by Mayuri
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24 / F / In the wilderness...
Posted 10/26/08 , edited 10/27/08
my fav quotes? I just have one, it's simple...
"Friends forever!"
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Posted 10/28/08 , edited 10/28/08
Favourite Quotes

"The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Behind every sucessful man, is a surprised woman."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"People think it's fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all the evidence that you tried."

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem."
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Posted 11/2/08 , edited 11/3/08
"actions speak louder than words"

"a picture speaks a thousand words"

"life is priceless, so treasure it"
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F / Las Noches
Posted 11/4/08 , edited 11/5/08
" Time to kick some deepground ASS" - final fantasy vii cid
"this is MY phone and yuffie has no right to call it"- vincent valentine
Sephiroth: Your geostigma is gone... That's too bad.
Cloud: Sephiroth, what do you want?
Sephiroth: The last thoughts of Geostigma's death... those remnants will join the lifestream and girdle the planet; choking it; corroding it. What I want, Cloud, is to sail the cosmos with this planet as my vessel. Just as Mother did long ago. then one day we'll find a new planet and on it's soil we'll create a shining future.
Cloud: What about this planet?
Sephiroth: Well... That's up to you, Cloud.

Tifa Lockhart: [referring to Aerith] Which is it? A memory or us?
Cloud: [to self] But... I let you die
Aerith Gainsborough: [in Cloud's mind, sighs] Dilly-dally, shilly-shally. Isn't it time you do the forgiving?

Tifa Lockhart: Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally

Denzel: [to Bahamut] Son of a bitch!

Marlene Wallace: Forget it, Cloud! Why don't you ever pay any attention to us!

Tifa Lockhart: [everyone is throwing Cloud in the air after bahamut, Tifa is the last one] No giving up!

Reno: [brushes himself off] Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head.
Loz: HEY!
Yazoo: I will not have you refer to mother that way!
Rude: Our apologies
Reno: Your ma's cool. What the hell am I saying?!

Kadaj: [addressing a group of children] But... The Planet doesn't approve of that at all. It's doing everything it can to hold us back. That's why it's racking our bodies with pain and filling our hearts with doubt. Now, I should heal you. We will join as a family and strike back at the planet!

Kadaj: [to Cloud] Brother! I'm with her at last.
Cloud: So what's gonna happen now?
Kadaj: Mother's going to tell me.
Cloud: I guess a remnant wouldn't really know.
Kadaj: So what if Im a puppet...?
[powers up the materia in his arm]
Kadaj: Once upon a time...
[gets ready to attack]
Kadaj: were too!

Aerith Gainsborough: You came. Even though you're about to break. That's a good sign.
Aerith Gainsborough: So... Why did you come?
Cloud: I think... I wanna be forgiven. Hmmm. More than anything.
Aerith Gainsborough: [amused] By who?

[Cloud enters Reno's house. They immediately attack each other. Reno lunges, Cloud sidesteps and Reno flings himself out the door. Cloud slams it shut]
Reno: Okay. So, you're good.
Cloud: [Locks the door]

[Reno gets locked outside]
Reno: Okay. So you're good.
Rude: [comes through the door, pulling on his gloves]
Reno: [from outside] Yeah Rude. Lookin' sharp!
Rude: [flips open his nightstick]
Cloud: [aim's buster sword for Rude's neck]
Rufus Shinra: Good... You fight like the SOLDIER you once claimed to be... You haven't lost your touch
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29 / My own little wor...
Posted 11/13/08 , edited 11/13/08
Gintoki: Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?

but why do it the normal way?

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some of my more (in)famous works.
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26 / M / United States
Posted 11/16/08 , edited 11/17/08
"Information is Power"
most common saying in school~
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26 / F / standing in the rain
Posted 12/21/08 , edited 12/22/08
"Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!"

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

"You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits He's lost?"

"There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side."

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

" Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to management is knowing which mules are which."

"Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."

"Sexy UNIX Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime."

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26 / M / United States
Posted 1/26/09 , edited 1/27/09
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
Posted 3/2/09 , edited 3/2/09
If this is too unapproiate then just remove it or tell me >.>

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