**Thou shalt/shalt not...
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Posted 5/5/07 , edited 5/6/07
Thanks to the infamous Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip and their debut single 'Thou Shalt Always Kill' (check their music video on youtube, seriously), this game has already been started for us! add your own little rule or quote and change one you've seen but don't like

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, or Syd Barret in vain
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile, some people are just nice
Thou shalt not read NME
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover
Thou shalt not buy CocaCola products
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily
Thou shalt not use poetry, art, or music to get into a girl’s pants—use it to get into their heads
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoakes
Thou shalt not attend open-mic and leave as soon as you’re done just because you’ve finished your sh!tty little poem or song you self-righteous pr!ck
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out, just ‘cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you’re never going to f-ing talk to
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were
The Beatles--were just a band, Led Zepplin--just a band, The Beach Boys—just a band, The Sex Pistols—just a band, The Clash—just a band, Crass—just a band, Minor Threat—just a band, The Cure—were just a band, The Smiths—just a band, Nirvana—just a band, The Pixies—just a band, Oasis—just a band, Radiohead—they’re just a band, Bloc Party—just a band, The Artic Monkeys—just a band, the next big thing—just a band
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in English-speaking countries
Thou shalt remember that guns, b!tches, and bling were never part of the 4 elements, and never will be
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
Thou shalt not Pimp My Ride
Thou shalt not scream if you want to go faster
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop
When I say “he say, she say, we say, make some noise”…kill me
…ah I forgot where I was...hang on…
Thou shalt not quote me happy
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Thou shalt spell the word “pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what your Oxford English Dictionary tells you
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it?”
Thou shalt think for yourselves
And thou shalt always…thou shalt always kill.
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Posted 7/7/07 , edited 7/7/07
Wow, lengthy game. Sorry, locked.
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