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Posted 4/15/11 , edited 4/16/11

You have a point, sir. So, we the people of the U.S. must unite to abolish their plans to turn us into hive workers without creative thinking.
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Posted 4/15/11 , edited 4/16/11

DomFortress wrote:

DerfelCadarn wrote:

I'll tell you what. We need a generation's time to eliminate a great deal, if not the majority, of the people opposed to all the saucy good stuff on tv. Here is what I propose. For 30 years everything on tv will have to involve sexual intercourse or auto-eroticism. There will be a law that all appearances on television must involve some form of sexual intercourse or auto-eroticism from Pokemon to the news. So all the folks appearing on tv and even the fictional ones will suck and fuck and drip and whip and thrust with lust and moan and groan and writhe in pleasure in their ungodly leisure and give and take without a break and drool and sweat 'til all is wet and spit and swallow and in it wallow and cry and roar like a horny boar and swear and moan while getting boned and lick and blow and drink the flow and wail and screech for holes to breach and wank and spank 'til all is blank and spit and smear like a pent up bear and gasp and guzzle with a kinky black muzzle on and on and on for 30 whole years. I say 30 years is about enough for all the pointless moralising activists to either retire or slowly die of age or something and I am quite convinced that many who will follow, ie many of the new generation won't give half a shit about the whole deal.

Pitch-black wrote:

Why even worry about television anymore when we have the glory of the internet for really disgusting, hardcore pornography? The FCC can have TV all to their stuffy selves.
What do you think scientists will do when they think about sex? I can recall 10 of them.

Next time I have the hiccups I try masturbating lol., see how well that works for me.
Posted 4/16/11 , edited 4/16/11

Lol so random.

To cure hiccups, (though this is off topic) you need to take in a deep breath, swallow several times while keeping your lung capacity at its fullest, then let that breath go. Repeat the process several times. It WILL cure the hiccups, so even if you have no porn to wax the willy to when experimenting upon your theory of masturbation to cure hiccups.
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