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**Corrupted Wish

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Posted 3/16/19 , edited 3/17/19
Granted, but surgery is now more distracting.

I wish my memory was better for listening to my heart.
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Posted 3/17/19 , edited 3/17/19
Granted. It has a really annoying voice and never shuts up

I wish I could re write other people's minds
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Posted 3/17/19 , edited 3/17/19

(Sorry I usually wait more posts before posting but I overlooked it.)

Granted, the confusion leads the first person you try this with. Your wish stated to “re write” and was considered to use characters from the alphabet. Their mind constantly ponders over words you create for them. Example you tell them “a person needs to let go sometimes” they then loose their ability to play on their work softball team from fear of holding on to a ball. You also direct them oneday to get a gym membership. They do then barely go. You say to them “stay active” they take this as staying actively logged into Crunchyroll and never leave. You finally get them to the gym and it’s very foreign to them. You instruct them to start with pull ups. They immediately start checking their pants and belt making sure their not putting on a show for the rest of the gym goers. You finally get them to leave the gym and know they need to eat healthy now. You say this to them when they pass a food buffet advertising fresh foods. Freshly fried and delicious! The food buffet owners sees your person as a loving fan of their food. They send them to another country to try more all you can eat buffets. Their gym membership turns into debt because their not in the country to cancel it. Their work softball team looses the big game.

I wish I could start sliding whenever I wanted and how often as I wanted, indefinitely on command with also the ability to stop sliding on any surface of a speed that I could also control.
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Posted 3/17/19 , edited 3/17/19
Wish granted but before you will have to put on shoes that will make it safe for you, and it will be easy for you to find the shoes and to put them on.

I wish I could have infinite resource of chocolate.
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Posted 3/17/19 , edited 3/17/19
Granted, but it has a lot more sugar so you could end up fat and diabetic before long

I wish teleportation was a thing.
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Posted 3/17/19 , edited 3/18/19
Granted, Teleportation is a thing but your body gets all messed up due to your particles and atoms being scattered all over the place.
I wish to be an A.I.
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Posted 3/18/19 , edited 3/18/19
Wish granted! You lose not only your body, becoming data, but also your heart and emotions.

I wish to be able to bring fictional characters to life by singing. I also wish that no matter what else happens, I successfully bring to life Shiroya and Takashi Natsume.
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Posted 3/18/19 , edited 3/18/19
Granted but they come to life as obese depraved neckbeards demanding nudes.


I wish for a button that would delete all social media.
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Posted 3/18/19 , edited 3/18/19
Granted, but now the huge market for advertising and data mining spreaded out to nearly every single aspect of our online activities, meaning online privacy is now but a fond distant memory. On top of that, for some mysterious reason the Crunchyroll forum still stands as the last bastion of social media, so you're still stuck with the rest of us good-for-nothing degenerates.


I wish I could master any skill instantly.
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Posted 3/19/19 , edited 3/19/19
Granted. Skills can only be obtained by stealing them from other people. When you do that also their memories and emotions are transferred to you. Quickly you begin to be confused, mixing experiences and falling into a deep depression. Finally you suffer a full mental collapse and spend the rest of your days on a mental institution.

I wish to be immune to any sickness
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Posted 3/19/19 , edited 3/19/19
Wish granted! Now you're immortal, and you outlive the planet. You float around, searching for a new home, and some kitsune offer you a place in their alternate dimension. You accept, but now you have to spend eternity babysitting the young kitsune.

I wish that handsome, friendly tengu marrying pure-hearted songstresses was the norm. And there wouldn't be any dishonesty or betrayals on either side of such marriages, which were always born from true love.
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Posted 3/19/19 , edited 3/19/19
Granted. The tengus are handsome and friendly all right, but that's all they've got going for them. They're duller than dishwater. And the songstresses are way too pure. So they live their love fueled, astonishingly boring married lives till death do them part.

I wish everyone could see through lies.
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Posted 3/19/19 , edited 3/19/19
Granted, but this only causes young children to get into arguments until they learn like their adults that it’s not lying if your words are based with the truth with all disregard for the actual meanings of those words.

I wish that on my command I could bounce on the ground anywhere and I could get the same effects as a trampoline.
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Posted 3/19/19 , edited 3/19/19
Granted. However, everytime you use your power on a street, subterranean lights and pipes collapse within a 50m semisphere. If you do it near an active seismic failure, you can cause an earthquake. Simillarly, if you are near buildings or trees you can make them collapse because of the sudden loss of resistance.

i wish to kave the knowledge to make FTL travel possible
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Posted 3/20/19 , edited 3/20/19
Granted, however the fuel used to travel at such a speed emits fumes that are highly toxic. The faster you go, the greater the fumes' intensity, and the bigger the buzz you get. You become a space fuel junkie and now travel extremely recklessly to attain your next fix.

I wish to have the ability to peer into one's mind and perceive their intentions.
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