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**Corrupted Wish

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wish granted and you will receive 10 messages from me

i wish for world peace to last forever
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Granted. The world was peaceful from now until forever....because all human life was exterminated. Thanks for killing us all, jerk...

I wish to steal summerbeat's sexy heels for myself.
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Wish granted! Your feet ache horribly whenever you wear them.

I wish to own all the English paperback volumes released thus far of the following manga: Yona of the Dawn, Natsume’s Book of Friends, Fruits Basket, Cardcaptor Sakura, Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card, and Kakuriyo: Bed and Breakfast for Spirits.
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Granted. But in order to own all of these, you must read Berserk and Goblin Slayer every time you've finished a volume of any of those series mentioned.

I wish to have the ability to manipulate coded data and control the internet as I see fit.
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Granted! This ability, however, cannot be turned off so it causes massive damge while you're sleeping or unconscious. You inmediately begin to spend your days correcting the mess yourself made the night before until you're not able anymore to follow the corrections. Internet falls in chaos as sites collapse everywhere and crucial data gets corrupted. Internet becomes unusable within 6 months, pulling humanity back to the pre-internet era.

I wish for inspiration
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Granted, your inspiration is to grant other people’s wishes and fulfill them corruptly. Not having any magical powers to fulfill wishes this becomes very tiresome. One person wishes that all the creatures in their back yard turns into rabbits. You spend years on a elixir that can do that but make the newly formed rabbits super smart with a want to build a giant rabbit gundam. Your very happy you completed your elixir but the person who made the wish moved long ago. Your not giving up and you spend more years finding their new address. They now live on a lake and you pour the elixir into the water. This creates underwater bunnies, their completed gundam allows them to explore dry land for the first time and they accidentally drop a giant carrot on your house.

I wish all trees turned into giant carrots.

V carrot trees wouldn’t let that happen! Plus who needs oxygen when you got giant bunnies!

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Wish Granted. The sudden loss of every tree means Earth cannot replenish the oxygen needed to sustain life.

I wish for a kilo of Blue Dream
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Granted. But the world was deprived of their marijuana. Word gets out that you are the last human on earth to possess the last remaining kilo of weed. This causes a surge of human migration towards your home, known as the Weed Walk. You fought and fought, only to be struck by a stray arrow from behind. You slowly bleed out as you watch many, many people smoke away your valuable stash. You cursed the Heavens and the sky was influenced by your cries. The sudden increase in weed fumes that float to the sky creates a weed cloud that rains down upon the lands. Every person within the vicinity of the rain became high, yet sad. This phenomenon was forever known as Camay's Sorrow.

I wish to know all magic that exists in all Final Fantasy games.
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Wish granted! You cast a fire spell, and since it's an attack spell, you can't use a water spell or any water at all to put it out. Your house is ruined.

I wish there was a game based on Natsume Yuujinchou that was like the Barbie Pet Rescue PC game, in that instead of Barbie it's Takashi Natsume running a shelter for injured, adorable youkai whose injuries you treat (as Natsume) and them keep them in the shelter until they heal, where you can pet them and play cute games with them. You get occasional help from Nyanko-sensei, Tanuma and Natori in the game too.
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Granted this creates massive amounts of real life Nyanko-sensei’s, Tanuma’s and Natori’s. Most people playing the game feel awkward when a Tanuma or a Natori randomly show up at their door, but with politeness on each side it’s usually a nice conversation. The Nyanko-sensei’s are a complete new species of life to Earth! They usually put up a argument when someone turns down their help. Sake bars and all types of eateries spring up everywhere with the new business from the Nyanko-sensei’s and soon the Nyanko-sensei’s take over all those businesses making it free for everyone.

I wish my iPhone understood Japanese words and names that are written in English to prevent the autofill spell check from replacing a word I wrote causing me to retype it again then having to click on the word that it sees as incorrect in the word suggestion box.
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