Tim: Hey John, what's up?
John: Oh nothin much.
Tim: ok, why you are alone in this woods?
John: well, remember those people who got killed in this very spot.
Tim: You mean the campers?
John: yeah, I feel sorry for them.
Tim: yeah, me too.
John: The police haven't found out who the real killer is.
Tim: yeah, I wish they would catch him right now.
John: yeah, I know what you mean.
Tim: I bet you anything the killer could be in this woods.
John: yeah, he could be anywhere in this woods.
Tim: hmmmmm, you know what?
Tim: We'll go and find this killer.
Tim: yeah, so we can get our reward. I heard it was $10,000.
John: yeah but they don't know who it is. How we will know if someone is the real killer?
Tim: well if that someone is trying to attack us, we'll think of something to catch him.
John: hmmmm, I see where you are going at this.
Tim: yeah, once we catch him, then report to the police and then bang our reward.
John: sweet man.
John: ok then lets go.
John: Look, there's a house over there.
Tim: hmmmm, the killer must be in there. Let's go and check.
Tim: Man, this place gives me the creeps.
John: yeah, spooky.
Tim: hey look at this axe. Its covered in dried blood.
John: I see.
Tim: I wonder who could use this kind of axe.
John: well it could be anyone. It could be me.
John: Its true, buddy. I used that axe.
Husband: huh what a night. I could use some coffee. Don't you think?
Wife: yeah. its a long way home.
Husband: wait, I think I can see someone.
Wife: who? honey.
Husband: I don't know. It must be some hitchhiker.
Wife: Honey, you are not thinking what I am thinking.
Husband: Come on honey, its a lonely man wandering outside. Besides you know how alone he is.
Wife: well yeah, I understand but......
Husband: look, we pick him up and drop him somewhere ok. I think there's a gas station nearby.
Wife: ok honey, just this once.
Husband: Hi stranger, need a lift?
Hitchhiker: yeah sure. thanks
Husband: no problem, hop in.
Hitchhiker: man its so cold out here.
Husband: yeah I know.
Hitchhiker: This must be your wife. I guess.
Wife: hi, how are you?
Hitchhiker: oh I'm fine.
Husband: so what's your name?
Hitchhiker: It's Bradley. Call me Brad.
Husband: ok, Brad. Where you are planning to stay?
Hitchhiker: well, I was thinking of staying near the gas station.
Wife: ok, what are you planning to do next?
Hitchhiker: I'll think of something. yeah
Husband: oh crap. I think the cop saw us.
Wife: oh great, you went over the speed limit.
Husband: Is there a problem, officer?
Cop: yeah, I just want to know where you folks heading to at this time of night.
Wife: oh, we were just heading home.
Husband: yeah, we found this hitchhiker who's at the back now. So we are going to drop him off near the gas station first.
Cop: Hitchhiker at the back?
Cop: well I don't see any hitchhiker in the backseat.
Wife: what? but officer, we found him standing on the highway.
Cop: Look folks, you better get home ok. Besides there's no hitchhiker at this time of night.
5 minutes later
Wife: honey, we just saw a guy and the cop didn't believe us.
Husband: I don't what to believe. I'm sure that we haven't drank too much wine back at that greek restaurant.
Husband: huh some night.
Husband: honey, I think saw a man standing on the highway.
Wife: oh no its Brad.
Bob: hey honey, how are you?
Sally: Bob, what is it this time?
Bob: oh nothing, I just wanna talk.
Sally: yeah, we have been over this. Besides its over between you and me.
Bob: Look I know things didn't work out for us. But I wanna talk that's all.
Sally: Bob, I found someone. ok
Bob: I know you told me. But I just wanna be friends that's all.
Sally: ok, what is it you want?
Bob: well, if its ok with you that I can come over.
Sally: I don't know. I'm about to sleep. Besides, its late.
Bob: I know. But you see I don't need to come. right?
Sally: what do you mean?
Bob: oh honey, I'm right behind you.
Gravedigger 1: Have you ever wonder if corpses will come back alive at this very moment?
Gravedigger 2: Why do you think that?
Gravedigger 1: Oh, I heard there was a person who came back from the dead.
Gravedigger 2: Really?
Gravedigger 1: yeah, have you heard of Lazarus?
Gravedigger 2: yeah, Lazarus was brought back from the dead by Jesus.
Gravedigger 1: yeah, dats right.
Gravedigger 2: Are you talkin about Lazarus? The one you heard of?
Gravedigger 1: no
Gravedigger 2: then, whom are you talkin about?
Gravedigger 1: Me
Gravedigger 2: You? What?
Gravedigger 1: yeah, I'm already dead buddy.
yeah, the stories were creepy.
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Huh they were pretty good~ XD
I mean, the only thing that would've made any of them stronger of course were backgrounds, descriptions, and maybe different placements of punctuation, but I'm sure the intended effect was still reached.
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the second one made me laugh
I can't believe my profile is still here
i like the second one...
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lol the second was funni.....
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