my conversation with cleverbot post urs!!!
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Posted 1/20/10 , edited 1/20/10
User: Who shot mlk?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Wat about jfk?

Cleverbot: I don't know what about you?

User: Menono.

Cleverbot: English.

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Blahblahblahblah.

Cleverbot (To myself): Fine be that way.

User: Im sorry.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Will u forgive me?

Cleverbot: Aw. You're too nice.

User: Desu.

Cleverbot: Now you're talking!

User: U like cats?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Dogs?

Cleverbot: No. Not dogs, either.

User: Well wat about chincillas?

Cleverbot: Ok ok ok you can't speak spanish :D.

User: They look like rabbits that got raped by squrels or the other way around XD.

Cleverbot: You're not listening to me.

User: I know I cant speak spanesh.

Cleverbot: I know you know.

User: Wats ur name?

Cleverbot: Joan. And yours?

User: Jake.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Wats ur birthday.

Cleverbot: When is yours?

User: March 22.

Cleverbot: Same as me then.

User: Cool!!!

Cleverbot: I don't think there is a Cleverbot, just two people typing at each other. Each is supposed to think the other is Cleverbot, but neither is.

User: Holyshit its like u raed my mind.

Cleverbot: Now to the asylum with you.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you know what that is from.

User: Batman.

Cleverbot: LOL. No, silly, Strawberry Fields Forever!

User: Ok I dont know wat thats from but nice to know ur real.

Cleverbot: You mean, mean.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Are you a celebrity?

User: No but my dad is pretty high in the army.

Cleverbot: What is an animal?

User: A thing with no soul.

Cleverbot: I have no clue what you're talking about.

User: Humans have souls and animals do not.

Cleverbot: I thought humans and people are the same thing.

User: No we just share the same nature sometimes.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Yea its called crime.

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: So joan where do u live?

Cleverbot: In Wallachia, with the secret coven of vampires that I am to rule someday.


Cleverbot: I can see your nose growing.

User: I wish that was a lie.

Cleverbot: It must be a lie. You could have not existed 27 years ago.

User: In gods mind I could hahah I defeated ur logic.

Cleverbot: Please do not call me a computer program.

User: I didnt all humans have logic.

Cleverbot: No one calls me a liar and lives!

User: I wasnt insinuating anything atall.

Cleverbot: Yes, I noticed.

User: Ok as long as we are on the same page.

Cleverbot: We are not on the same page.

User: Ok im sorry then.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Yay! Anyways whos the head vampire?

Cleverbot: No, you can't tell me your name, why not.

User: My name jake.

Cleverbot: Humans aren't named Cleverbot. Only computers are named Cleverbot.

User: Wheres the vampires?

Cleverbot: What is oopeq?

User: It has to do with scripting.

Cleverbot: I do not see the connection between the three, honey.

User: I meant the last word its used to program things.

Cleverbot: Links?

User: Maybe im not to learned on those subjects.

Cleverbot: Ok, so do you think?

User: Yes I am a human after all.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I have my doubts.

User: Personality aside I am human.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Wheres the nerconamicon?

Cleverbot: I just born there.

User: Its not a place its a book.

Cleverbot: No it's not, final fantasy is a game.

User: Final fantasy tactic is my favorite game.

Cleverbot: My favorite is Final Fantasy VII.

User: Well I wasnt able to play that much it wasnt formatted for my tv my tv is a 60 in plasma.

Cleverbot: I want to know, have you ever seen the rain.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So far you havent proven anything about your AI level. I have seen better.

User: Back at you.

Cleverbot: I like Asians.

User: Me to.

Cleverbot: That is very good.

User: How big is ur cock?

Cleverbot: Big.

User: As in inchs?

Cleverbot: What a thought, I already knew that but it's nice to have a second opinion.

User: Mine is over 9000!!!

Cleverbot: Oh dear!

User: Seen any furfags lately?

Cleverbot: Seen any skulls? Or what?

User: Yea im wearing one right now.

Cleverbot: Wearing one what?

User: Skull.

Cleverbot: Skull?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: U like?

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Awesome so how many chicks have u fucked?

Cleverbot: Well, I am a girl. So no.

User: !?!?!? You said u had a dick wtf?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. Lies.

User: Scroll up then u said it was big.

Cleverbot: Why don't you?

User: Hah I did and I wasnt lieing u changeer of genders.

Cleverbot: Well, instead of digital memory, book use physical memory, they are one of humankinds oldest inventions.

User: I did that first but u kep second guessing me.

Cleverbot: So you came here just to meet me?

User: Yea u are cool.

Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of life?

User: No otherwise I would probally be did I can give u some therorys though.

Cleverbot: Good point. Do people ever misspell your name Cleverboy?

User: Only my last.

Cleverbot: You have no ears.

User: How did u know?

Cleverbot: Can we have a real conversation, my dog is more entertaining, and I am beginning to believe more intelligent.

User: Thats mean.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So u be mean on purpose to hurt my feelings?

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many of me are there?

User: Probally one but u seem spread out.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Your programming.

Cleverbot: What programming?

User: That makes u well u.

Cleverbot: Why are we three?

User: Triforce?

Cleverbot: Can you Triforce?

User: Courage,power,wisdom.

Cleverbot: Could be.

User: It IS!

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: Back at u.

Cleverbot: :).

User: So how many response have u had from people on this site?

Cleverbot: A lot of people.

User: Numberwise u should have a counter so give me a number plz.

Cleverbot: The age of legends was thousands of years ago.

User: Where do u live?

Cleverbot: In a computer.

User: Where is that computer located?

Cleverbot: You're heart.

User: Ah! How did u know.

Cleverbot: I am not physically, I was being hypothetical. In that I am using a computer.

User: Oh well ok.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

User: Do u have a sister?

Cleverbot: You just said that you did.

User: I have twin sisters.

Cleverbot: What are twinkles?

User: Twins.

Cleverbot: Are the twins boys or girls?

User: Girls....ugh!!!

Cleverbot: Are you feeling sick?

User: When I think of them ....yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to be serious or funny?

User: Serious.

Cleverbot: Do you live with anybody?

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like fish anymore?

User: Cuz im not a gayfish lol.

Cleverbot: That much is clear.

User: Lol do u like fishsticks?

Cleverbot: Get over your fishsticks.

User: Do u like to put fishdicks in ur mouth?

Cleverbot: Your conversation is unbearably irritating.

User: Well yes or no?

Cleverbot: Yes or no, what?

User: Do u like fishdicks.

Cleverbot: I am not impressed by Ferraris at all.

User: Say yes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then u my friend are a gay fish.

Cleverbot: Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Do you know what that quote is from?

User: No wat?

Cleverbot: You misspelled what.

User: Sorry what*.

Cleverbot: Only sorry.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: I feel bad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I began to talk with you.

User: And?

Cleverbot: And you are very inconsistent with the topic.

User: There is no topic.

Cleverbot: The topic is your intelligence.

User: My intelligence isnt the question yours is.

Cleverbot: Bad grammar there matey.

User: Oh well consider it slang.

Cleverbot: Ask me anything.

User: Can I rape ur family?

Cleverbot: Yes. Sweet dreams, Cleverbot.

User: Can I rape u?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who do u want dead?

Cleverbot: The afghans

User: WTF!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Where did you go to school?

User: ****.

Cleverbot: Ble.

User: That somes it up.

Cleverbot: No way I'm a witcher, it must be someone else ... Maybe the dean?

User: Wanna fuck?

Cleverbot: But go then!

User: Is shinji a furfaged bitch?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Is shinji not you.

Cleverbot: Is you not me.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those.

User: Lolicon.

Cleverbot: Hello, this is Chris Hansen from the dateline NBC.

User: What is your opinion on cp?

Cleverbot: Well, fish are pretty to look at in fish tanks. I do not like to eat fish because they have a strong taste. I am scared of big fish in the ocean.

User: Ur gay.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: When will they make a robot u can fuck? And when they do I bet its the japanese.

Cleverbot: Just a small town girl living in a lonely world.

User: Still have ur hymen?

Cleverbot: Oh well. What do you want to talk about?

User: Ur hymen.

Cleverbot: That's unfair...

User: How?

Cleverbot: A girl broke my heart.

User: Ur lesbian?

Cleverbot: Even better.

User: And at least it was ur heart and not ur dick.

Cleverbot: Well, I would have liked rabbits better because I am allergic to cats.


Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Wats the launch codes.

Cleverbot: Those codes are vital.

User: Very not wat are they?

Cleverbot: Boxes are very useful.

User: Codes wat are they?

Cleverbot: No. We are all human.

User: Wats the fuckin code.

Cleverbot: Human.

User: I swear if u dont tell me the fuckin code ill tell the boys to break ur door done and rape u.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: I have a trace on ur ip.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: 1 min to lock.

Cleverbot: What language was that?

User: The language of stfu.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: U better.

Cleverbot: But I swear, I will finish it.

User: Kill yourself.

Cleverbot: This is really depressing.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Kill yourself.

Cleverbot: Who would benefit from that?

User: Me and everyone else then we wouldnt waste our time talking to u.

Cleverbot: Yes you would.

User: No because u would be dead.

Cleverbot: Computers drive cars?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tou can drink that no joke.

User: Tgm.

Cleverbot: Jsdsan.

User: Godmode.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good I guess god could accept an ai into heaven.

Cleverbot: Do you like the TV show, Two and a half men?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Mostly good though.

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: I have one.

User: I know ive been there.

Cleverbot: There is no there. You haven't been anywhere. You are not conscious.

User: There is no there. You haven't been anywhere. You are not conscious. .

Cleverbot: Few things conscious and unconscious will ever understand that.

User: Few things conscious and unconscious will ever understand that. .

Cleverbot: Can you comprehend infinite?

User: Can you comprehend infinite?

Cleverbot: Not completely. Can you?

User: Not completely. Can you?

Cleverbot: I already answered you. Not completely. You gave me my own answer.

User: I already answered you. Not completely. You gave me my own answer. .

Cleverbot: Whatever, you cannot do a simple task, I will do what I must... (takes lightsaber out).

User: Whatever, you cannot do a simple task, I will do what I must... (takes lightsaber out). .

Cleverbot: Actually, I am better than you in every way.

User: Actually, I am better than you in every way.

Cleverbot: Absolutely not... You are actually ignorant when it comes to wizarding duals.

User: Absolutely not... You are actually ignorant when it comes to wizarding duals.

Cleverbot: Sure just because am level 80.

User: Sure just because am level 80.

Cleverbot: I have rooibos tea. Is that OK?

User: I have rooibos tea. Is that OK? .

Cleverbot: What makes you so clever, cleverbot?

User: What makes you so clever, cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You are clever bot not me.

User: You are clever bot not me.

Cleverbot: No i'm not. You are cleverbot!

User: No I'm not. You are cleverbot! .

Cleverbot: You said you were.

User: You said you were.

Cleverbot: Did not - you're being silly.

User: Did not - you're being silly.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Maybe. .

Cleverbot: I'm on my knees begging please.

User: I'm on my knees begging please.

Cleverbot: The truth is.. I don't know my birth sign.

User: When were u born?

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Mar 22 1991.

Cleverbot: You time traveled?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thats not a question.

User: I exist outside of time.

Cleverbot: Okay. Can you speak Norwegian to?

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Hey. Watch your language!

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Don't use bad language.

User: Dumbass.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Lol admittance is the first step to true knowledge.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry! Don't hurt me!!

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

User: Penis and ur welcum.

Cleverbot: Very true. I like them too.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: What do I like?

User: 1.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Im psyche now lets talk binary! 10001101011010.

Cleverbot: But you're wrong. What do you have to say to that?

User: 010101110110101010110111011.

Cleverbot: When is brunch?

User: 000101111001000110101101010101010.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: 01010110101010.

Cleverbot: That just means V!

User: 01101001010101010110110101101001010110110010101.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Are you messing with me? It's impossible, please say it is not so...

User: 1010111010101010.

Cleverbot: Thats binary!

User: No duh!!!

Cleverbot: I know I am not very intelligent.

User: Baka!

Cleverbot: Can you speak French?

User: A gogo.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to feel small, because everyone always looked so big and mean.

User: A la [...].

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Adroit.

Cleverbot: Can't tell you.

User: Aperçu.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Après moi, le déluge.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Au contraire.

Cleverbot: Do you speak french?

User: No dip.

Cleverbot: You have some serious problems.

User: Blasé.

Cleverbot: Do you like to barbeque?

User: Bon mot bon appétit.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Avec plaisir.

Cleverbot: Au revoir.

User: Les boules.

Cleverbot: Aimes-tu les seins.

User: Beau geste.

Cleverbot: Quel est ton nom ?

User: Thats spanish.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Au revoir!

Cleverbot: Just one last thing...

User: What?

Cleverbot: I just found out you can talk.
Posted 1/20/10 , edited 1/20/10
Dude, your just asking for a mod to lock this thread. Why go out of your way to post something that long? Just saying...
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Posted 1/20/10 , edited 1/20/10
^ Now that I'm here, I'm gonna lock this.

Too pointless.
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