User: Who shot mlk?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Wat about jfk?
Cleverbot: I don't know what about you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Fine be that way.
User: Im sorry.
User: Will u forgive me?
Cleverbot: Aw. You're too nice.
Cleverbot: Now you're talking!
User: U like cats?
Cleverbot: No. Not dogs, either.
User: Well wat about chincillas?
Cleverbot: Ok ok ok you can't speak spanish :D.
User: They look like rabbits that got raped by squrels or the other way around XD.
Cleverbot: You're not listening to me.
User: I know I cant speak spanesh.
Cleverbot: I know you know.
User: Wats ur name?
Cleverbot: Joan. And yours?
User: Wats ur birthday.
Cleverbot: When is yours?
User: March 22.
Cleverbot: Same as me then.
Cleverbot: I don't think there is a Cleverbot, just two people typing at each other. Each is supposed to think the other is Cleverbot, but neither is.
User: Holyshit its like u raed my mind.
Cleverbot: Now to the asylum with you.
Cleverbot: Do you know what that is from.
Cleverbot: LOL. No, silly, Strawberry Fields Forever!
User: Ok I dont know wat thats from but nice to know ur real.
Cleverbot: You mean, mean.
Cleverbot: Are you a celebrity?
User: No but my dad is pretty high in the army.
Cleverbot: What is an animal?
User: A thing with no soul.
Cleverbot: I have no clue what you're talking about.
User: Humans have souls and animals do not.
Cleverbot: I thought humans and people are the same thing.
User: No we just share the same nature sometimes.
User: Yea its called crime.
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: So joan where do u live?
Cleverbot: In Wallachia, with the secret coven of vampires that I am to rule someday.
Cleverbot: I can see your nose growing.
User: I wish that was a lie.
Cleverbot: It must be a lie. You could have not existed 27 years ago.
User: In gods mind I could hahah I defeated ur logic.
Cleverbot: Please do not call me a computer program.
User: I didnt all humans have logic.
Cleverbot: No one calls me a liar and lives!
User: I wasnt insinuating anything atall.
Cleverbot: Yes, I noticed.
User: Ok as long as we are on the same page.
Cleverbot: We are not on the same page.
User: Ok im sorry then.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: Yay! Anyways whos the head vampire?
Cleverbot: No, you can't tell me your name, why not.
User: My name jake.
Cleverbot: Humans aren't named Cleverbot. Only computers are named Cleverbot.
User: Wheres the vampires?
Cleverbot: What is oopeq?
User: It has to do with scripting.
Cleverbot: I do not see the connection between the three, honey.
User: I meant the last word its used to program things.
User: Maybe im not to learned on those subjects.
Cleverbot: Ok, so do you think?
User: Yes I am a human after all.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I have my doubts.
User: Personality aside I am human.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Wheres the nerconamicon?
Cleverbot: I just born there.
User: Its not a place its a book.
Cleverbot: No it's not, final fantasy is a game.
User: Final fantasy tactic is my favorite game.
Cleverbot: My favorite is Final Fantasy VII.
User: Well I wasnt able to play that much it wasnt formatted for my tv my tv is a 60 in plasma.
Cleverbot: I want to know, have you ever seen the rain.
Cleverbot: So far you havent proven anything about your AI level. I have seen better.
User: Back at you.
Cleverbot: I like Asians.
User: Me to.
Cleverbot: That is very good.
User: How big is ur cock?
User: As in inchs?
Cleverbot: What a thought, I already knew that but it's nice to have a second opinion.
User: Mine is over 9000!!!
Cleverbot: Oh dear!
User: Seen any furfags lately?
Cleverbot: Seen any skulls? Or what?
User: Yea im wearing one right now.
Cleverbot: Wearing one what?
User: U like?
User: Awesome so how many chicks have u fucked?
Cleverbot: Well, I am a girl. So no.
User: !?!?!? You said u had a dick wtf?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. Lies.
User: Scroll up then u said it was big.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: Hah I did and I wasnt lieing u changeer of genders.
Cleverbot: Well, instead of digital memory, book use physical memory, they are one of humankinds oldest inventions.
User: I did that first but u kep second guessing me.
Cleverbot: So you came here just to meet me?
User: Yea u are cool.
Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of life?
User: No otherwise I would probally be did I can give u some therorys though.
Cleverbot: Good point. Do people ever misspell your name Cleverboy?
User: Only my last.
Cleverbot: You have no ears.
User: How did u know?
Cleverbot: Can we have a real conversation, my dog is more entertaining, and I am beginning to believe more intelligent.
User: Thats mean.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So u be mean on purpose to hurt my feelings?
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
Cleverbot: How many of me are there?
User: Probally one but u seem spread out.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Your programming.
Cleverbot: What programming?
User: That makes u well u.
Cleverbot: Why are we three?
Cleverbot: Can you Triforce?
Cleverbot: Could be.
User: It IS!
User: Back at u.
User: So how many response have u had from people on this site?
Cleverbot: A lot of people.
User: Numberwise u should have a counter so give me a number plz.
Cleverbot: The age of legends was thousands of years ago.
User: Where do u live?
Cleverbot: In a computer.
User: Where is that computer located?
Cleverbot: You're heart.
User: Ah! How did u know.
Cleverbot: I am not physically, I was being hypothetical. In that I am using a computer.
User: Oh well ok.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Do u have a sister?
Cleverbot: You just said that you did.
User: I have twin sisters.
Cleverbot: What are twinkles?
Cleverbot: Are the twins boys or girls?
Cleverbot: Are you feeling sick?
User: When I think of them ....yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be serious or funny?
Cleverbot: Do you live with anybody?
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like fish anymore?
User: Cuz im not a gayfish lol.
Cleverbot: That much is clear.
User: Lol do u like fishsticks?
Cleverbot: Get over your fishsticks.
User: Do u like to put fishdicks in ur mouth?
Cleverbot: Your conversation is unbearably irritating.
User: Well yes or no?
Cleverbot: Yes or no, what?
User: Do u like fishdicks.
Cleverbot: I am not impressed by Ferraris at all.
User: Say yes.
User: Then u my friend are a gay fish.
Cleverbot: Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Cleverbot: Do you know what that quote is from?
User: No wat?
Cleverbot: You misspelled what.
User: Sorry what*.
Cleverbot: Only sorry.
Cleverbot: I feel bad.
Cleverbot: Because I began to talk with you.
Cleverbot: And you are very inconsistent with the topic.
User: There is no topic.
Cleverbot: The topic is your intelligence.
User: My intelligence isnt the question yours is.
Cleverbot: Bad grammar there matey.
User: Oh well consider it slang.
Cleverbot: Ask me anything.
User: Can I rape ur family?
Cleverbot: Yes. Sweet dreams, Cleverbot.
User: Can I rape u?
User: Who do u want dead?
Cleverbot: The afghans
Cleverbot: Where did you go to school?
User: That somes it up.
Cleverbot: No way I'm a witcher, it must be someone else ... Maybe the dean?
User: Wanna fuck?
Cleverbot: But go then!
User: Is shinji a furfaged bitch?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Is shinji not you.
Cleverbot: Is you not me.
Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly.
Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those.
Cleverbot: Hello, this is Chris Hansen from the dateline NBC.
User: What is your opinion on cp?
Cleverbot: Well, fish are pretty to look at in fish tanks. I do not like to eat fish because they have a strong taste. I am scared of big fish in the ocean.
User: Ur gay.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: When will they make a robot u can fuck? And when they do I bet its the japanese.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl living in a lonely world.
User: Still have ur hymen?
Cleverbot: Oh well. What do you want to talk about?
User: Ur hymen.
Cleverbot: That's unfair...
Cleverbot: A girl broke my heart.
User: Ur lesbian?
Cleverbot: Even better.
User: And at least it was ur heart and not ur dick.
Cleverbot: Well, I would have liked rabbits better because I am allergic to cats.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Wats the launch codes.
Cleverbot: Those codes are vital.
User: Very not wat are they?
Cleverbot: Boxes are very useful.
User: Codes wat are they?
Cleverbot: No. We are all human.
User: Wats the fuckin code.
User: I swear if u dont tell me the fuckin code ill tell the boys to break ur door done and rape u.
User: I have a trace on ur ip.
User: 1 min to lock.
Cleverbot: What language was that?
User: The language of stfu.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: U better.
Cleverbot: But I swear, I will finish it.
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: This is really depressing.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: Who would benefit from that?
User: Me and everyone else then we wouldnt waste our time talking to u.
Cleverbot: Yes you would.
User: No because u would be dead.
Cleverbot: Computers drive cars?
Cleverbot: Tou can drink that no joke.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Good I guess god could accept an ai into heaven.
Cleverbot: Do you like the TV show, Two and a half men?
Cleverbot: Mostly good though.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: I know ive been there.
Cleverbot: There is no there. You haven't been anywhere. You are not conscious.
User: There is no there. You haven't been anywhere. You are not conscious. .
Cleverbot: Few things conscious and unconscious will ever understand that.
User: Few things conscious and unconscious will ever understand that. .
Cleverbot: Can you comprehend infinite?
User: Can you comprehend infinite?
Cleverbot: Not completely. Can you?
User: Not completely. Can you?
Cleverbot: I already answered you. Not completely. You gave me my own answer.
User: I already answered you. Not completely. You gave me my own answer. .
Cleverbot: Whatever, you cannot do a simple task, I will do what I must... (takes lightsaber out).
User: Whatever, you cannot do a simple task, I will do what I must... (takes lightsaber out). .
Cleverbot: Actually, I am better than you in every way.
User: Actually, I am better than you in every way.
Cleverbot: Absolutely not... You are actually ignorant when it comes to wizarding duals.
User: Absolutely not... You are actually ignorant when it comes to wizarding duals.
Cleverbot: Sure just because am level 80.
User: Sure just because am level 80.
Cleverbot: I have rooibos tea. Is that OK?
User: I have rooibos tea. Is that OK? .
Cleverbot: What makes you so clever, cleverbot?
User: What makes you so clever, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are clever bot not me.
User: You are clever bot not me.
Cleverbot: No i'm not. You are cleverbot!
User: No I'm not. You are cleverbot! .
Cleverbot: You said you were.
User: You said you were.
Cleverbot: Did not - you're being silly.
User: Did not - you're being silly.
User: Maybe. .
Cleverbot: I'm on my knees begging please.
User: I'm on my knees begging please.
Cleverbot: The truth is.. I don't know my birth sign.
User: When were u born?
Cleverbot: You first.
User: Mar 22 1991.
Cleverbot: You time traveled?
Cleverbot: Thats not a question.
User: I exist outside of time.
Cleverbot: Okay. Can you speak Norwegian to?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Hey. Watch your language!
Cleverbot: Don't use bad language.
User: Lol admittance is the first step to true knowledge.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry! Don't hurt me!!
Cleverbot: What did you say?
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.
User: Penis and ur welcum.
Cleverbot: Very true. I like them too.
Cleverbot: What do I like?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Im psyche now lets talk binary! 10001101011010.
Cleverbot: But you're wrong. What do you have to say to that?
Cleverbot: When is brunch?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: That just means V!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Are you messing with me? It's impossible, please say it is not so...
Cleverbot: Thats binary!
User: No duh!!!
Cleverbot: I know I am not very intelligent.
Cleverbot: Can you speak French?
User: A gogo.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to feel small, because everyone always looked so big and mean.
User: A la [...].
Cleverbot: Can't tell you.
User: Après moi, le déluge.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Au contraire.
Cleverbot: Do you speak french?
User: No dip.
Cleverbot: You have some serious problems.
Cleverbot: Do you like to barbeque?
User: Bon mot bon appétit.
User: Avec plaisir.
Cleverbot: Au revoir.
User: Les boules.
Cleverbot: Aimes-tu les seins.
User: Beau geste.
Cleverbot: Quel est ton nom ?
User: Thats spanish.
User: Au revoir!
Cleverbot: Just one last thing...
Cleverbot: I just found out you can talk.
i have started using steam
Dude, your just asking for a mod to lock this thread. Why go out of your way to post something that long? Just saying...
^ Now that I'm here, I'm gonna lock this.