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Funniest thing you've seen happen in real life
Posted 8/12/09 , edited 8/12/09
When me and my friend were walking at about one in the morning, there were these two yobs (chavs) riding on bikes, and being the hardcore rebels that they are decided to pick up some road cones and put them in different places. One of them wasn't looking where he was biking and biked straight into one of the cones, ending up falling off of his bike. Me and my friend pretty much stood there laughing our asses off.
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Posted 8/12/09 , edited 8/12/09
There was this one evening where me and my best friend went into the park. There were little kids playing on the swings, which me and the friend wanted to go on. The little kids left for a bit to pick up flowers from about 10 steps away from the swings. I was feeling a bit evil at that time and desperate since I really didn't want to sit on the wet grass. I thought that if we dashed from where we were standing and sit on the swings, the little kid would be scared off from we, the big kids, and just let it go. So, that was our initial plan.

My friend hesitated for a little but then she gave in. We made our way to the swings and took our seat. The little kids saw this and started kicking us... heck, they were punching us too if I have to be really precise. We were being attacked by these bunch of 5-year olds and we were running away like crazy. @[email protected] It was actually very funny and after that we just gave in and bribed the kids with candy so they wont hit us anymore. xD
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Posted 8/12/09 , edited 8/12/09
I have watched a slaptism before.
Posted 8/25/09 , edited 8/26/09
When we were in the Gym about 5 of my classmates got bumped to the asphalt when we are doing an excercise..

LOLz!!!
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Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09
girly boys and boyish girls..funny

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Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09
a lotta funny things happened, but i can't remember any -__-
Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09
My group of friends are pretty stupid, so there's a lot of things to recall. xD

But that time when the carton of chocolate milk exploded and landed smack in the middle of the lunch table was the best.

...I can't seem to recall anything else at the moment. -w-'
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Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09
a friend of mine got his girlfriends sister pregnant when he was drunk , 3 months later the guy finds out ..and so does his girlfriend.
Him being scared fainting and acting like an idiot and hiding and causing problems for himself and getting hit by his ex-girlfriend is the funniest damn thing that i have EVER seen.
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Posted 8/28/09 , edited 8/28/09
At lunch my friend grabbed my drink bottle off me or something, can't remember... I tried to chase after him, he tried to get up and run but he fell onto the grass!!!

Once I was at the book store with my bro and my bro was walking in between this guy and the bookshelf. The guy steps back and squashes my bro! I was laughing and I think the guy was either sniffing or crying O.O
Posted 8/29/09 , edited 8/29/09
On holiday in Greece:

My Bro got really drunk, was sitting on a wall that had two sort of layers on it, like two tall steps, he started singing Eye of the Tiger for some reason and all his stupid drunk friends joined in and they were all on the wall singing, and then my brother fell back, broke his arm on the first wall, dislocated his shoulder (for like the 4th time) on the second wall! HAHAHA! We were like "OMFG is he ok?" and then when we looked down he was just lying on the floor laughing and going "Eye of the tiger mumble mumble mumble...."

Oh and at a waterpark there was this vertical water slide which you have to go down on your stomach, it was amazing, until a really obese lady decided to go on it and wouldn't go down for aaaaages! We were like "Hurry up! Just do it!" when she fiiiiiiiiiiinally went down the damn thing her (what Z cup?) massive boobs popped right out of her swimsuit and AAAALL the boys on the school trip were speechless and then all of a sudden started roaring like 'Ewww' I could not help myself it was SO funny, I was rofl. Oh and on the same school trip (in South of France) we went in to a gay bar called Lezbegay (best name for club ever!) The teachers had to come in and get us (thats why we went in btw) omg that trip was incredible...
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Posted 8/29/09 , edited 8/29/09
Lmao, this may not sound funny to anyone else, but it was hilarious at the time.
In english a while back, we had to use "codenames" so no one would know who was writing what.. and my friend made her codename "the bearded clam," because it was the name of her neighbor's wi-fi network, and she thought it sounded funny.
Apparently, "the bearded clam" means vagina.
My teacher had to tell her that in front of the entire class.
We couldn't stop laughing. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life.
It doesn't sound that funny when I write it down here, but like I said, it was hilarious at the time!
Posted 8/29/09 , edited 8/29/09
Too much funny stuff happens in my life.
I don't recall,
Posted 8/30/09 , edited 8/31/09
I remembered one day when my friends and I was having a picnic in our school grounds. I came from an all girls-school and since we stayed near the fence and we can see who where passing by and there was this group of guys who came from the all boys-school near us and they where asking our names and so forth. We ignored them and there was this one guy(their leader) climbed into the fence before reaching us. The security guard saw the intruders and chased them away. The funny part was that the guy who was in the fence, he can't even come down and the guard was poking his butt with a stick. My friends and I took pictures of what have happened and posted them in the blog during our computer subject. And that afternoon when I was going out in the gate of our school the guy who was stuck in the fence came to me and we talked and talked than he became my boyfriend for a year. That was a great and the funniest memory that I have. LOL :3
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Posted 8/30/09 , edited 8/31/09
In grade 8. Everyone in my class was waiting outside our classroom right. There is a dirt/rocky hill outside the classroom. One of my mates was standing in the top of the hill. Some ass clown came from behind and tried to specky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specky) him. My mate ducked just as the ass clown went to do it. The ass clown flew over my mate and rolled down the hill and was all cut up.


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Posted 8/30/09 , edited 8/31/09
there's alot of funny things ive seen and did but ill keep it short....once in middle school im sitting in class just staring out of the window when 2 birds fly and hit a window (it looked just like duck hunt) but no one else knowing why i laughing so hard had made it funnier. then hes two in a matter of 10 minutes from each other- some friends and i were on our way home from a party so when leaving the apartment we noticed it snowing pretty hard so we decide to carsled its pretty fun not the smartest thing to do though then after we were done everyone collected snowballs at first we were throw each other while going home but then we 2 see hopeless victims standing at a corner waiting for the light to change so every one saying a word knew what to do so we stop right in front of them and starting flinging one girl hid behind the other and that poor poor soul got like 3 headshots and some many more to the body she was pretty good sport too she laughed bout as hard we did. then in high school saran(?) wrapping a friends car. then there's time me and a friend dropped a piss ballon on some little kids (that was hilarious) especially when they found out what it was(that taught them to not go cussing out grown ppl). now the most grossest funny thing was when my friend(the same one with the piss ballon) dog had drank some type cleaning solution then bout 10-15 min later he came in the room and "pooped" the most foul smelling, liguidious(new word just made it) "poop", but that i think is by far the funniest and nastiest thing i can remember. we had throw the rug away that in itself was horrible i hurled twice
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