Post Reply You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when....
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Posted 10/2/10 , edited 10/4/10
I got this from a website~
Some of these are really funny!

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…

When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you

When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred!" and/or "Take that Arthur!" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media

When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away

When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia

When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!"

When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"

When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere"

When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard:
Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso

When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"

When you realize you've memorized every single version of "MaruKaite Chikyuu" and sing them regularly

When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"

When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars

When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

When you want your own pink kitty backpack

When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy

When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you

When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it

When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it

When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy

When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot

When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome.

When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own
When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple

When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away)

When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!")

When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory)

When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?)

When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia

When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weep like a little girl

When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country

When the Yugioh the Abridged "America" references all have a double meaning to you

When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her"

When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

When said friends start forming the pairings you support

When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

When you start squealing in geography class

When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a Hetalia episode in your head

When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head

When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair

When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.

When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions.

When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!"

When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "England got defeated by a woman!!!"

When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. ~World Dancing~" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher

When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like China" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag.

When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here]

When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA~" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you.

When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

When you complete all "Marukaite Chikyuu" and you have them in your Ipod

When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments

When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be...

When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!"

When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl.

When your teacher says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

When you can't say international affairs with a straight face

When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden.

When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries.

When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!"

When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!"

When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!"

You think "MaruKaite" Chikyuu should be the international anthem.

You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one)

When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!"

When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…"

You start laughing hysterically at maps

You go "Aww!" when you see two or more flags together

You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

World War II starts sounding romantic.

Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. (or you simple just scream "HERO!!")

You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder... just in case.

You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.

You end all of your sentences with "aru"

You scream "PASTAAAA!!!" every time you happen to have some.

You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

You want Prussia back on the map.

You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

You've become a thousand times more patriotic

You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

You want to learn every single language in the world.... Even the weird ones. O.o

You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

You make appropriate doodles all over your history notes with the APH characters so they'll make more sense to you.

You tell everyone to become "one with Mother Russia"

When you start nicknaming friends after countries they remind you of.

You take a sudden interest in sunflowers

You start to act like one of your favorite countries (or dress like them)

When assembling your Ikea furniture, you see a Made in Finland sticker on it and think, "Aw, the wife helps him make the furniture."

When making Christmas cookies, instead of putting on normal icing, you put Hetalia chibi faces.

When your mom thinks you are obsessed with world peace.

When you randomly start going "KOLKOLKOL" when angry.

When you smile when hearing "France"

When you want to know what scones taste like

You consider Prussia as a number. (BECAUSE PRUSSIA IS AWESOME)

You make random Hetalia connections in the middle of a conversation.

You try and convince your history teacher that there are two Italy's.

You memorize all the countries birthday's and ages, and celebrate them.

You put a Hetalia reference on all of your school projects.

The world news isn't the same anymore... It's awesome!

When you WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.

You have started eating more pasta just to make a tribute to Italy.

You think about the characters when eating food (pasta= Italy, hamburgers= America, tea= England, etc.)

You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.

You start styling your hair after Italy's.

You have made up your own ending to Chibitalia/HRE.

You plan on naming one of your children after a character.

You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.

You put answers like “Alfred F. Jones” or “Arthur Kirkland” on geography tests.

You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria own Italy.

You ask if countries are “married” when they form a union.

You scribbled the name “England” on your notebook with little hearts next to it.

You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was to awesome.

You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.

You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby’s chair.

You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.

When wars seem to become hilarious.

You claim that aliens do exist... and live with America.

You want an alien for a pet and to name it Tony.

You raise your hand in class just to scream “PASTAAA~!”

You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show.

You claim to have married a country.

You wish Rome was your grandfather.

When you want a tomato, you say “Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!”

You now can name countries nobody has ever heard of

You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.

You now refer to Germany as “Doitsu”.

You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.

You shudder whenever you see Russia on the world map.

You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food.

You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.

You can’t roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.

You make “Happy Birthday” cards for all of the nation’s birthdays.

You do needlepoint now because England does it.

You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a “she”.

Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.

You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga.

You know the WWII uniform of every nation.

You use chairs and pans as weapons.

You know where every nation’s erogenous zone is.

When the teacher calls on you during class and instead of answering his question you take up the whole period explaining what happened during WWII

You can’t think the word ‘invade’ anymore you just say ‘rape’

You call the actual countries by their human names. People get confused.

When people say Hetalia is gay you scream “You’re just mad because Holy Roman Empire didn’t love you!”

You get mad when your friends/family refuse to call you by your country name

You throw tomatoes at people

You dress up in a panda suit and stalk people

You get insulted when people say Chibitalia's a girl.

You walk around with chickens

You refuse to believe that Germany and Italy are not meant to be

You screamed when HRE kissed Chibitalia

You think Germany is sexy, Russia is cute, and Prussia is awesome

You get angry when people don’t notice Canada

When your history teacher says anything about countries you smile

You cry if people talk about the Revolutionary War.

You put your hair like your favorite characters

Your history teacher is afraid to say “America” in class because you end up yelling “America F**k yeah!”

You carry around a white flag.

And when someone says to put it away you say “But it’s part of my religion…”

You walk around in a sailor suit

You pretend to talk to fairies, unicorns, est. in public

You play the piano to show your emotions

You constantly tell your family your going to invade them if they get on your nerves

You get sent to therapy for crying hysterically and yelling at the tv/computer when HRE had to leave Chibitalia.

You can’t stop talking to your therapist about your secret plan for taking over every country and having them become one with you.

You then get kicked out of therapy for showing up one day with only a rose on.

When you eat at Italian restaurants you ask to talk to “Feliciano/N.Italy” and if Ludwig is with him.

You are all of a sudden obsessive with cats

You call yourself “awesome” every chance you get

You start to carry around beer of some sort.

Alfred is your new Hero

When people try to hurt you, you scream “I’m sorry I’m sorry! Don’t hurt me please, I have relatives living in [insert were you live here]! Germany, Germany save me!”

You run to your friends aid any time they scream for you

You carry around your favorite character/nations flag

You tell people to eat bullets

You are over-protective of your little brother

You love to give hugs/kisses

You get angry at people who talk about Sealand not being a country

You wear glasses just to look like Alfred

You try your hardest to look like your older brother

You like pyramids a bit to much

You just became a cross-dresser.

You wear a large cross necklace

You jump out of a plane and yell “VODKAAA!!!!” on the way down

You started to drink tea with every meal

When you hear the song "Canadian Idiot", you feel the nerve to yell, "CANADA IS NOT AN IDIOT!!! HE JUST DOESN'T GET NOTICED BY THE OTHER COUNTRIES!! STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM!!"

You run faster when running away.

If an art teacher tells you to draw the Earth, you just draw a circle.

You drink from your boot.

You call your grandpa Roman Empire.

Instead of studying for a History test, you just watch Hetalia.

You say "I live in the United States of Alfred!"

When you hear someone talking about the merging of France and England you suddenly screamed "HE WAS FORCED I TELL YOU, FORCED!!"

All your friends build sand castles, and you build giant plates of spaghetti.

You tell people Prussia is still around

You suggest to your history teacher that the class watch Hetalia when studying World War II

The only reason you know anything about World War II is because of Hetalia

You say "da" after every sentence

The only reason you like History is because of Hetalia

You call people "Potato Bastard"

When talking about WWII, you can't help but imagine the characters running around with water guns

Much to your parents' surprises, you start becoming interested in your mother country's history.

Your mom stares at you when you complain that her cooking is worse than England's.

You thought about Finland in a Santa costume at least once on Christmas Day.

You stayed up all night Christmas Eve waiting for Finland to arrive.

When watching movies based on the 9th-14th century you can't help but smile at the mention of Rome, France and England. Especially when they're up against each other in war

When you draw eyebrows on England when were bored in history class

When you think two countries look cute together and others have no idea what you're talking about

When you know more about Prussia then your world history teacher

When you claimed that you're related to a Hetalia country

When you can't look at a history book with a straight face

When ever you go to a country other then your own, like England, the first thing you go and do is visit the country's "main attraction"

When you want to compare England's food with every other country's own dishes.

When you your history teacher makes a comment on France in history, you can't help but laugh

You and your friend have had an argument, in character, about who's more awesome, Prussia-sama or America.

You want to find people that are the Bad Friends Trio.

You've used "PRUSSIA INVADES YOUR VITAL REGIONS!" to win an argument.

You can no longer think of Finland without thinking of Christmas.

When you make your own China Town in your closet

When you actually show your history teacher Hetalia

When you go sky diving, you jump out and scream "VODKA!!"

Every time you see a polar bear you think of Canada

When you're on vacation in the Bahamas and act like you're stranded on an island.

Every time you look at a wooden chair, you laugh and think of England.

When your history teacher asks you to name all of the Axis and Allied countries, you get all of them correct in perfect order

You have a sudden craving for Pasta, Hamburgers, Pizza, brats wurst, or scones while watching Hetalia.

When your history teacher talks about the war between England and America, you get sudden flash backs from the show and go "Aw"

Every time you eat McDonalds you imagine America saying "I'm loving' it" while eating a hamburger

When you think everything is made in Korea

Seeing Prussia in history books makes you so happy.

You begin to think that Switzerland is the most badass country EVER!

You imagine all Swiss people have shotguns to shoot people streaking across their lawns...

When your goal in life is to sit on Busby's chair....and survive

When you watch The Young Victoria, and at the scene of the marriage between her and Prince Albert, all you think about is England and Germany getting married.

When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you.

You wear a mask, and glare at any Greeks.

You relate everyday items to Hetalia

You read this whole entire list, and it probably took you an hour or two.

When you and your friends role play as the characters while watching the Olympics screaming at each other who you think is going to win.

When you have a gun fetish because of Switzerland

While making relationship tree (or whatever), you gave yourself a migraine trying to decide exactly where to put Holy Roman Empire and Germany

You start cracking up when you realize just how many little brothers/sisters Spain had at his peak

You noted a country's independence/foundation/flag day in your planner, and even drew little flags.

You watch Jamie Oliver (the British cook) and wonder why he doesn't cook bad.

You are up till 1:40 AM reading APH fanfiction and trying to suppress your stupid squeals in an attempt not wake up your family. And it is a school night.

When your sitting in class, your teacher is Chinese and you cant stop putting 'Aru' at the end of his sentences in your head

When you start saying "eh" at the end of your sentences just like a Canadian.

You see a giant map of the world on the wall, and can't help immediately running up to it and giving it a giant-bear-sized hug

Your list of "Places to Visit Before I Die" has grown immensely

You're watching a quiz program on tv, and there comes a question of the name of the small country between Switzerland and Austria, you shout: LIECHTENSTEIN! and then you call the guy on the show an idiot for getting the wrong answer (you were right)

You think it's natural for a country to have gender and sexuality

You think it's natural to ship two nations together. It doesn't matter if it's a boy/boy, girl/boy or girl/girl pairing.

History and Geography classes suddenly became more interesting

Now you know where Belarus, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and Seychelles are on the map

If Austria is one of your favorite characters you became more interested in classic music

You write all your favorite pairings across your history/geography teacher's whiteboard.

You gasp dramatically when someone asks you what "APH" stands for and then laugh when they think it's the initials of your new boyfriend/girlfriend.

When you use only human names in your history notes

You're watching eBay for any country for sale

When you ask your history teacher why Prussia isn't on the map and is not classified as a country, after he replies you say... "PRUSSIA'S A COUNTRY!!! HE'S JUST TOO AWESOME FOR YOU TO NOTICE HIM!!!"

When your supposed to be painting a brick for ceramics and you magically end up with a poorly drawn earth and "Marukaite Chikyuu" at the top of it.

You have just wasted three and a half hours to read this entire forum and squeal at every statement

When you can't decide who to cheer for when the Olympics is on

When you can list more countries than your Geography teacher

When you demand that Germany didn't do anything bad during WWII.

When you try to draw an alchemy circle in an attempt to summon Ivan *not for opening the "Gate" or making those super cool weapons you saw in Fullmetal Alchemist

When it's Christmas Eve and you stare at the sky at around midnight waiting for a Finlander dressing up as Santa to deliver your presents

When you are interested in world summits and meetings because you wonder if it's as pointless and funny as APH

You suddenly wonder if Busby's Chair worked after seeing a news report on a "Kirkland" with murder charges.

You can make the most random songs on earth sound like they have to do with Hetalia with your current mindset.

Your mad that a Hetalia episode comes out 7 days after your birthday and not on your birthday.

You know how to spell Liechtenstein, even though 90% of your friends don't even know where that is.

You scream "AWESOME!" everytime your history teacher says Prussia

Your Firefox theme is now being taken over by France and England trying to be the Men In Black.

You have the strangest want to waltz into school with a blue shirt, red pants, boots, your hair tied back, and randomly find some rose lying around.

You burn your hand in science and start cussing in languages you don't even understand.

You think Switzerland is harsh, Denmark is a joke, and Finland is innocent, even though this is the exact opposite in real life

You grin when you have a lose hair that makes you look like Alfred, and when someone mentions it, you say, "It's Nantucket!"

When you go to church every week and immediately look for that guy that looks just like America.

When your friends say they're visiting a country and you imagine them meeting someone from Hetalia.

When you say “That’s a terrible paring” when your teacher is talking about Japan and Russia

You ask your teacher about Sweden and Finland’s relationship

You want your school to have a large Turkey flag next to the already existing Greek flag.

When talking about pirates you quote “hahaha Spain…”

You really wanna whip your iPod out and show your teacher an episode

When talking about Holy Roman Empire, you add “doesn’t know that Chibitalia is a boy”

When you do the pledge of allegiance,instead of 'The United States Of America", you say "The United States Of Alfred"

When you bring a white flag to school, and when you see a German kid,you wave the white flag and scream "Don't hit me Doitsu! I won't run away anymore and touch your butt accidentally!"

When you hear Holy Roman Empire,you shout "I support the HRE/Germany Theory!"

When you see Canada on a world map, you say "Canada's a country?" (Poor Canada T^T)

Whenever you hear Japan, you fan squeal "Moe!"

Everytime you hear Korea, you either say "Everything originated in Korea" or say "Your breasts belong to Korea!" and grope them on random people.

While watching The Sound of Music, you pause the movie for 5 minutes to explain to your younger sibling that Austria and Australia are completely different places

You can't hear, think or say the word "awesome" without thinking of Prussia

In history or geography class you answer a question with a country's human name because you forgot its acual name

When people threaten you or one of your friends you tell them to "Back off, or Warsaw will like, totally become your new capital!"

You add Sealand to your Geography of Europe quiz

You add Liechtenstein to your Geography of Europe quiz

You die of laughter when someone says that one country is on top of another

You make it a personal goal to educate your friends about Sealand

When your only ambitions are to visit each nation featured in Hetalia and learn their language.

You treat Portugal as Europe's Canada.

When you notice that Sealand isn't on the map in your classroom.

When you personally label the Principality of Sealand on the world map

When you wear Sealand's flag on St. Patrick's Day (while everyone else is wearing Ireland's flag) and you answer in detail every time someone asks you "What flag is that?"

When you start to think more about Canada that America...and your American.

You laugh and blush while having an inner fangasm at the concept of the Unification of Germany and the Unification of Italy.

You blush and (innerly) squeal when you realize that Prussia actually WILLINGLY became one with Germany.

When you feel the obsessive need to become friends with the German exchange student.

Your the only person in your history class who knows that Prussia did ACTUALLY exist and that Belarus IS TOO a real country.

You start to think that the 100 Years War REALLY started because France got too touchie-feely with England.

You gasp when you find out the Vodka you parents bought was from Sweden, and not Russia.

Sweden is no longer Sweden. It's Su-san, or sometimes Husband/Daddy.
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