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Best quote ever?

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"Getting back together with a guy like that is the same as dropping a rock and expecting it not to fall." -a rather insightful friend of mine.

"I understand that you cannot force your heart to love me, I just didn't realize I was so hard to love." -read it in a bathroom stall.

"It's not that I stopped loving you, or even that I stopped missing you, I'm just tired of always having to chase after you." -again from a bathroom stall.

"Reality is for people who lack imagination." -unknown.

"Judge me if you want. We're all going to die. I intend to deserve it. My last words will be, 'yeah, I had that coming'."

"We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever. Mistakes aren't always regrets."

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not neseserily the best but the perseptions i move around wit....Uhm
-The worst thing u can do to an enemy is ignore him ~ some neighbor prostitute
-Whoever lets the world step on u, desservs to be crashed~classmate
-Worry when your parents dont judge or lecture u,not when do, cuz is when they stop mean they dont lovin u no more :o~ English teacher
n the best 1 ....
-Beat up your wife every morning,if u dont know why, she knows ~ some middle east saying that remains me how too much wisdom is never convinient to oneself
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Okay I got the classic one of all time from Stephen King

"Here's Johnny" its a classic Shining quote

Okay here is one from Full Metal Alchemist:Brotherhood

"Living was a pain, dying is was pain. It is all a pain.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Here is one from Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Everything here is edible even people are edible but that is cannibalism and that is just gross"
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ashleyftcash wrote:

Fille17 wrote:

ashleyftcash wrote:

about man:

man have brains and a dick,
but they don't have enought blood
to run those 2 things at the same time.

thats why they wear ties, so the blood stays at the upper part

XD lol

ahaha awesome, gotta remember that one xD, cause if someone call me stupid i can just say im not wearing a tie and its not my fault :D

lmfao XD
do you know what the great thing about this is XD a guy made this one up!
good excuuse huh >.<

Yeah, man i gotta thank him xD
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22 / F / Omggggg Stalker A...
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38 / M / -_-'
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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

-Woodrow Wyatt
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"Talent wins games but teamwork and intelligence wins championships."

-Michael Jordan
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33 / M / Yakima Valley...WA
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"Severing these bonds will make you stronger, right? ... Either way, in the end I will walk around with a plastic smile like there isn't a hole in my chest." -Myself

"Absurd and idiotic you say...? That is merely perspective, a rather weak and narrow minded one, but thanks for sharing." -Maiya I.

"I believe in the ugly truth rather than the beautiful lie." -- HBI Member, Cobiwan

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will." -Jawaharial Nehru

"As for me, to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes, this is my destiny and the meaning of my life." -Nepolean Boneparte

“Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.” - Barbara De Angelis

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"A gold medal is nice, but if you weren't enough without it, you'll never be enough with it."

- Coach in Cool Runnings. Brilliant.

"If I draw a line down the back o' yo head it'll look like a Butt."

Senka, Cool Runnings.

Yeah I like Cool Runnings...
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These may or may not be true or real, but I've pulled them from from their funny military quotes section. I thought they were good so I'll post a few of them.

Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally. -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...
- From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook

The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily basis."
- from a post-war debriefing of a German General

The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons."
-Russian military doctrine.

Alright, now I'm gonna look for a few real quotes, all still from the same site.

It is absurd to believe that soldiers who cannot be made to wear the proper uniform can be induced to move forward in battle. Officers who fail to perform their duty by correcting small violations and in enforcing proper conduct are incapable of leading.”
- General George S. Patton Jr., April 1943

"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking."
- General George Patton Jr

"All men are timid on entering any fight. Whether it is the first or the last fight, all of us are timid. Cowards are those who let their timidity get the better of their manhood."
- General George Patton Jr, "War as I knew it" 1947

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.
- General George Patton Jr

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
- General George Patton Jr

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
- General George Patton Jr

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
- General George Patton Jr

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
- General George Patton Jr

Never tell people how to do things.
Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
- General George Patton Jr

"Make your plans to fit the circumstances."
- General George S. Patton, Jr

"Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men."
- General George S. Patton, Jr

"Take calculated risks."
- General George S. Patton, Jr

"There's a great deal of talk about loyalty from the bottom to the top. Loyalty from the top down is even more necessary and is much less prevalent. One of the most frequently noted characteristics of great men who have remained great is loyalty to their subordinates."
- General George S. Patton, Jr

"You're never beaten until you admit it."
- General George S. Patton, Jr

"It is only by doing things others have not that one can advance."
- General George S. Patton, Jr

I think that that might be more than needed. But I like being excessive.
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Do something sexy for me.
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i keep tabs on what i post on facebook. most of these are original.

quote of the day: the enlightenment of thunder and lightning comes after a spicy dinner.

quote of the day: It's all fun and games until the riot police comes along.

quote of the day: it's alright to have your head up in the clouds as long as your feet are firmly planted on the ground.

quote of the day: i thank the lord for the lives of the poultry and livestock who died for the sake of my belly. their sacrifices were not in vain for their flesh was most delicious.

fact of the day: liking your own comments/posts is online masturbation.

online game fact of the day: if a player is weaker than you he is a n00b. if a player is stronger than you he has no life. by reasoning of simple deduction it is safe to assume that most players below your level are convinced you have no life. woohoo!

quote of the day: Bang her? No. I would ravage her with unparalleled ferocity.

the pragmatic romantic: "if she's short, i'll be on my knees. if she's tall, i'll be on my toes."

quote of the day: "a dirty mind is a source of endless amusement"

statement shirt idea: "you're not paranoid, I AM staring at your tits"

matrix thought of the day: it's more likely that the red pill and the blue pill are actually rophenol and viagra. Morpheus is a date rapist

quote of the day: "as somebody who cares, it is my moral obligation to at least pretend that I give a shit"

fact of the day: "there are things that other people say that sound impressive when they say it but inexplicably sucks when you say it."

fact of the day: obscure porn is easily found but obscure movies are in a different dimension.

thought of the day: it's amusing to think that on-line stalking seems to be more socially acceptable. "I'm browsing your facebook albums with a tissue in hand." compared to the "I'm in the bushes secretly taking photos of you"

i guess it's one of those nostalgia moments when you get misty eyed, giggling like a schoolgirl listening to yourself sing-along to the music while on youtube.

thought of the day: if aliens were real and they abducted you. would you trust the psychiatrist the morning after?

I was attracted but at the same time intimidated.. Upon these facts I resign myself to what I do best: Silent admiration from afar.. which by pure coincidence is also the 1st step into stalkerhood.

That warm fuzzy feeling you get deep inside you is usually remedied by a few chewable antacids.

The point of living is to enjoy life.. however when life turns to routine and enjoyment becomes jaded.. we simply cease to live and merely exist...

Welding without a mask seems so badass and virile.. but the weepy red eyed bastard in the mirror changed that opinion first thing in the morning..

One of my simplest joys in life is looking at the sky and imagining angels doing "IT".

there are plenty of fish in the sea but sadly i prefer meat.

thought of the day: i saw a picture of a flying pig on the net earlier. crispy pig wings must taste awesome.

The day I started addressing the house critters with the word "brother" is the day I realized that I am lonely..

Reality is simple case of mass hysteria plaguing our society..

There are dreams and there are delusions but i'm pretty sure the flying carabaos and talking langka trees are hallucinations..

I had a doughnut and a siopao in one sitting.. i never felt so empty yet fulfilled at the same time..

The aversion to the consumption of animal entrails is betrayed by the appetite of hotdogs and sausages.

I had a dream of flying kangaroos.. it was truly a kick in the face.

The phrase: "tastes just like chicken" is inappropriate when consuming non-poultry..

3 times a day means breakfast lunch and dinner.. if you're thinking of something else, you have issues.

Why can't you upsize a happy meal?

ever went to McDonald's to order Chicken Joy?

I had a dream that I had short term memory loss.. then I forgot what happened next..

sometimes people end an argument with: "sure.. when pigs fly.." admit defeat then buy a piglet (start small) and a hundred helium balloons. bring the floating piglet next time you feel like proving a point.

There are times in your life when you feel the urge to do something stupid.. deliberate for a few seconds then give in.. don't worry it's just a spine.

It's not how deep you fish.. It's how you wiggle the worm..

Why is it that there is no "ham" in hamburgers...?

the lack of lubrication can easily be solved by a pot of cold pork adobo.

Birds of the same feather are most definitely the same birds..

I had a dream I was out drinking then I woke up with a hangover.. It was either a nightmare or the best dream ever..

if there's a wheel.. there's supposed to be an axle..

frying fish without a shirt on sounds manly until someone hears you squeal

just realized that slurping soup while surfing the net is bad for the nuts..

never dare mock a man who has no life..

Sometimes you lose yourself in bewilderment whether the glass is really half-empty or half-full, that you forget the fact that there are free refills.
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"Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....except Herpes....that shit will come back with ya" The Hangover.

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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head
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